Haha!
It only took me a couple of months to work up from being in the complete basement to being just below the middle.
By 2013 I’ll be dominating this shit 
But for now, I’m happy eating my cake (yes, all 40 of them) and sharing the keg with the rest of the loosers 
45/50! Woohoo! I suck! 
I wanted to say I loved this answer … it is both true and surreal, as well as under the five word limit.
19
A huge improvement for me. I did’nt see the five words rule until I had read a lot of other replies, so I did’t change mine.
Woot woot! Top ten!
I thought I was sunk because I didn’t understand the Batman question.
42nd place! Woo hoo! Damn, I’m… a nonconformist.
Thanks. That was fun.
Dammit. I only got 47th.
I was pretty sure I was going to be anchor man again.
Besides, what’s up with Operator Error matching nothi-
(Remembers Gangster Octopus’ fate)
Nevermind.
Thanks again, Dolores! And a fun feud, Windwalker, thanks!
I thought “Vote Republican” was going to be “the conch” for how to piss off the most people.
You’ve never played the bagpipes, have you?
Doh! I just got back from a 9-day trip, and missed this one! Sorry it was such a bitch to score, Dolores, but I do love the answers! Some of the responses to Batman & Robin and Michael Jackson are classic.
Holy moly! I finally won one!
Woooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo!