:smack:
I know better than that.
Dolores, I wasn’t trying to smack you. I was just boasting that I’d checked that. Then I had to go back and edit, because I’d started with “less than five words,” IIRC.
So, I know it’s a hugely easy thing to say.
Besides, as Feud scorer, you get to break any grammatical rules you like. It comes with the position. 
Besides, Windwalker submitted it that way! 
Oopsie, I missed the limit too.
8. I can’t
10. Too rich and too crazy.
- boot to the head
- there are cars
- affair with the boss
- Flaunt affair with the boss
- Friend having affair with ex-boss
- Hold the rope too tight
- Rope to tight
- Director likes men in tights
- Anytime
- his face melted monkey dead
That sort of plays out a the wicked witch of the west doesn’t it.
If you can’t win at least be amusing.
- Skiing
- Yakking on cellphone
- Sassing the boss
- Give them all VD
- Your girlfriend is way hawt
- Hit him with car
- She’s way ugly
- Cannot be done
- Filing tax returns
- Weird family, weird dude
I think you’re too late but this one was freaking funny
- Skiing
- Cell phone
- bad attendance
- kill a child
- girl
- car
- fat partner
- great idea for its time
- during project with looming deadline
- stupidity and ego
I have no defense for myself other than that I totally ignored the 5 word limit. Gah! On another note, though, it’s sure to leave me near the bottom again. Heh. I think I’m gonna work on a feud that can be answered with only one word. 
Yeah. You might be near the bottom. But I’ve got a streak going. I have to protect my position of #50!
- Skiing
- DUI
- Posting To The Dope
- Support Dubya
- Love/Sex
- Run them over with a car
- Liquor Dick
- Batman/Robin/Schwarzenegger Slash Fiction
- Profuse Rectal Bleeding Question! Need Answer Fast…
- The little boys were asking for it, what with their short-shorts and cancer bandanas.
I was on the road today and a lexus bumped into the car in front of him. He was on a cell phone. So that is the correct answer to no. 2.
DISCLAIMER - I ain’t scoring this one anymore! I did the best I could and NO CORRECTIONS will be forthcoming! ::runs away screaming::
1. Skiing 33
- Fall 14
- Boot to the head 1
- Car accident 1
- Not repaying a loan shark 1
2. Driving drunk 23
2. Talking on Cell Phone 10
2. Not paying attention 5
2. Running a red light/stop sign 4
2. Rain/wet pavement 2
2. Speeding 2
2. bad luck 1
2. Operator error 1
2. reckless driving 1
2. there are cars 1 <<<— ???
3. Incompetence 12
3. Excessive absenteeism 9
3. Insubordination 7
3. Stealing 7
3. Too much internet surfing 7
3. Excessive tardiness 5
3. Affair with the boss 1
3. Layoffs 1
3. Sexual harassment 1
4. Send spam/glurge/offensive email 5 <<—Interesting, spam is worse than murder!
4. Be a jerk/Arrogant 3
4. Express a political difference 3
4. Run for president/major political office 3
4. Talking/Cell phone in a movie theater 3
4. Become a Nazi/Neo-Nazi 2
4. Murder 2
4. Witness/Religious Discussion 2
4. Be a bad driver 1
4. Be sloshed at an office party 1
4. Call in a bomb threat 1
4. Carry a gun through security at a busy airport 1
4. Cheer loudly @ rival’s homecourt/stadium/field 1
4. Computer virus 1
4. Drunk texting 1
4. Fart in an elevator 1
4. Flaunt affair with the boss 1
4. Give them all VD 1
4. have a party shut down 1
4. Hold up a customer line 1
4. Hold up traffic 1
4. Insult Barack Obama at The Dope 1
4. insult Dale Earnhardt at the Daytona 500 1
4. insult the Chinese 1
4. Jump a line 1
4. Loud radio 1
4. Make racist comments 1
4. Play Bagpipes at three AM 1
4. Rape a child 1
4. Stop bathing 1
4. Telling everyone the truth 1
4. troll a message board 1
4. voting republican 1
4. Wear strong smelly perfume 1
4. Work as a telemarketer 1
5. Cheated with / In love with / Steals SO 21
5. In love with / Interested in same person 8
5. Love/lust/sex 6
5. Money/Lending money 4
5. Boyfriend/girlfriend 3
5. jealousy 2
5. Your girlfriend is hot 2
5. Friend having affair with ex-boss 1
5. Friend was arrested & gave you up 1
5. Hooking up with friend’s ex 1
5. Lies 1
6. Car accident 36
6. Gun accident 9
6. Food allergies 2
6. Hardcore sex play / Rope too tight 2
6. Gas oven - no flame 1
7. Intoxication (drugs and/or alcohol) 30
7. Age 4
7. Stress 3
7. Nervousness 2
7. Partner is insufficiently alluring 2
7. Too tired 2
7. back goes out 1
7. High blood pressure 1
7. Jitters 1
7. lack of opportunity 1
7. prostate problems 1
7. Rope too tight 1
7. She’s way ugly 1
8. Money 22
8. Punishment by God/There is a Devil 4
8. Cannot be done 3
8. Producers took lots of drugs 3
8. Hollywood 2
8. It’s all about the rubber suit 2
8. People wanted to see George Clooney 2
8. Director likes men in tights 1
8. Entropy 1
8. GLAAD insisted 1
8. Joel Schumacher is a tool 1
8. Lack of Tim Burton 1
8. Lost a bet 1
8. Repressed homosexuality 1
8. Stupidity of movie producers 1
8. tax dodge 1
8. Temporary insanity 1
8. they’re the original ambiguously gay duo, right? 1
8. World needed more suck 1
9. Before saving your work/paper/presentation 33
9. When I’m on the Dope 3
9. While viewing porn 3
9. Anytime 2
9. Filing tax returns 2
9. Banking transfer 1
9. before answering re: Life, the Universe & Everything 1
9. Before you print your cover sheet for the TPS reports 1
9. Business trip overseas 1
9. now 1
9. replying to important email 1
9. Right in the middle of a raid boss fight in WoW 1
10. Crazy 16
10. Too much fame too soon 5
10. Excessive plastic surgery 4
10. Abnormal childhood 3
10. Aliens 3
10. Child abuse 3
10. He turned white 2
10. Too much money 2
10. All of the above 1
10. Billy Jean was not his love 1
10. Body Dysmorphic Disorder 1
10. Elvis Syndrome 1
10. his face melted monkey dead 1
10. His methods became ‘unsound’. 1
10. it’s inexplicable 1
10. Pedophilia 1
10. Too strict upbringing 1
10. Tried to star in his own fairy tale 1
10. Vanity 1
10. Wanted to become Diana Ross 1
And the winner is ~drumroll~ RickJay! Congratulations! ::flings confetti:: RickJay got 8/10 right and perfect score was 462.00. Great job!
Whew! That was a bitch. Thanks all, and thanks Windwalker, I think. 
Next one will be easy for me, even if I have to go out of order. Soon, my Feudies…
1. RickJay 430.00
2. swampbear 428.00
3. wheresgeorge04 426.00
4. drm 414.00
5. anyrose 406.00
6. Monstera deliciosa 396.00
7. delphica 382.00
8. Shark 366.00
9. bink 360.00
9. Hoopy Frood 360.00
11. Baker 356.00
12. 42fish 346.00
13. want2know 338.00
14. MsWhatsit 336.00
14. Gangster Octopus 336.00
16. Paintcharge 328.00
16. Fretful Porpentine 328.00
18. pravnik 326.00
19. Zebra 320.00
20. notfrommensa 318.00
21. Dolores Reborn 316.00
22. Ellen Cherry 314.00
23. Silver Tyger Girl 312.00
24. Really Not All That Bright 306.00
25. 3acresandatruck 304.00
26. Little Nemo 302.00
27. Miller 300.00
28. This’ll Do 294.00
29. mshar253 292.00
30. Freudian Slit 290.00
30. cmkeller 290.00
32. Amp 286.00
33. Sternvogel 268.00
33. Beadalin 268.00
35. Queen Tonya 266.00
36. Jack Batty 256.00
37. El_Kabong 254.00
38. WormTheRed 244.00
39. Larry Borgia 234.00
40. ShibbOleth 228.00
41. N. Sane 222.00
42. Elendil’s Heir 218.00
43. rockle 216.00
44. tarragon918 208.00
45. winterhawk11 196.00
46. ivan astikov 184.00
47. OtakuLoki 180.00
48. HongKongFooey 158.00
49. jali 98.00
50. Harmonious Discord 8.00
Woo #22! I’m movin’ on up, to the east side …
To a dee-luxe apartment in the sky!
Lucky 13! w00t!
Kudos to Dolores–this had to be one of the hardest to score! Good job, girl!
I thin for question 3 you need to combine the scores…for…just a second there’s a knock at the door:
Who is it?
Goons.
Who?
Hired Goons.
Hired Goons?
(Opens door)
Brrgahhhaah, ohhhh…re-sc…I regret nothing!!!
I either suck at this game, or I’m one of the most original people I know.
I don’t think I’ve placed higher than 30th (granted I’ve only played three times).
Submit a Feud to me, and I guarantee you’ll come in in the bottom 5! It’s eerie…