Argh, so close. Guess I’ll have to settle for Lord.
Windsor Castle is still stony and draughty and not really suitable for living in. Haven’t visited the others, but from the pictures I’d bet they’re the same.
Hmm, I seem to have found an amazing consistency in my crapness lately.
Dunno. Looks pretty comfy to me: http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=windsor+castle+interior&btnG=Search+Images