I finally got around to watching The Dark Knight yesterday and ended up disliking it not a little, primarily because it depended completely on my least favorite movie trope – the unstoppable, omniscient, omnipresent psychopath.
Granted, the Joker had a metric load of cash from the heist at the beginning of the movie that must have made hiring henchmen a bit easier. But just about everything he did should have involved him becoming dead.
a) Towards the end of the movie, the Joker admits that he doesn’t need or want the mountain of cash. So why kill the various henchmen during the first heist? Because it’s fun, I guess? Or just to establish to the audience that he’s a psychopathic bad ass?
b) The Joker keeps “hiring” henchmen by killing their bosses and saying “You’re working for me now.” That’s a good way to get fragged instantly. As far as we know, the Joker has no special powers that would help him prevent this.
c) The Joker’s big plot to kill Harvey Dent involved chasing him with a semi loaded with automatic weapons and RPGs. This plan depended critically on not a single cop or SWAT team member returning fire while the Joker and his men remained full exposed for a five minute chase scene. (In fact, just about every Joker scheme depended heavily on the Gotham police being completely incompetent, up to and including ignoring the guy in a police uniform whose face is completely covered in grease paint.) And this plot, apparently, was just part of a bigger plot to get captured and then escape with the Hong Kong financier. A plot which makes * no sense * unless you are protected by the omniscient psychopath script clause.
d) Probably my biggest complaint is the Gotham Hospital explosion. This was a big explosion. Really big. So how did we go from hordes of police emptying the hospital to the scene where the Joker wanders outside to an apparently deserted street and detonates the blast without being shot on sight? Where are the police? How did no one in the hospital notice the tons of explosives that it would have taken to cause the blast?
I’m also not sure how the Joker rigged the ferries so that their engines failed, radios failed, and (apparently) the cell phones of everyone on board failed all at the same time. There might have been an explanation of that, but I was no longer paying close attention by that point.
e. Finally, how does the Joker manage to last more than 10 seconds against the Batman in the climactic fight? On one side you have monastery-trained fighting machine in state of the art battle armor who can take out six men in a fair fight and on the other we have a guy with no apparent enhancements. And whatever happened to the first movie’s “I can’t kill you but I don’t have to save you.” ethic?
My complaints all boil down to this: how does a nutcase who insists on wandering around with grease paint all over his face manage to flawlessly pull off heist after heist, arrange unstoppable kidnappings and assassinations, and mine buildings with (apparently) tons of high explosives and gasoline? I can buy the Joker in the Tim Burton version. The style of the movie was Comic Book Noir, so you could buy the unbelievable. The style of the Dark Knight was, as far as I could tell, Grim Reality. Hill Street Blues, or maybe The Wire. Batman (and the Joker) doesn’t work as well in this style.