COMPUTERIZED HUMANOID ELECTRONICALLY ENHANCED SECRET ENFORCER
Director: "Okay, in this scene, CHEESE has been stolen and reprogrammed by Skynet to search out and kill Sarah Connor, and Mac, you’re supposed to protect her. "
[Joey takes CHEESE’s arm and accidentally breaks it off. His eyes open wide and he looks around and spots costar Linda Hamilton.]
Joey: “How you doin?”
“Wen’t”? Must be technoslang of some sort.
I can’t think of anything right now, but I would love to imagine the Crockydiles from Pearls Before Swine dressed in tinfoil and cardboard costumes, trying to kill Sarah Conner. 
Slowly, the Roomba approached Sara Conner.
Inch by inch…
Now I am Imaging a Pool Vacuum Bot strangling her and dragging her under the water to drown.
ROBOT BUTLER FROM WOODY ALLEN’S “SLEEPER”: Excuse me, Doctor. Skynet has instructed me to kill your guest, Ms. Connor. When will you be wanting lunch?
How do I make the little buggers from *batteries not included kill someone?
Turns out Sarah is a diabetic, she goes into insulin shock from the over sweetness of them?
[Marge Gunderson] And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper. [/Marge Gunderson]
I don’t think I’ve seen any anime robots here, yet…what the hell’s the matter with you people? 
Big O and Dorothy are anime. What’s more anime than a multistory fighting robot/mecha, and an android girl ?
My bad. They slipped in under my radar. :smack:
But still…no freaky Japanese sexaroids, yet?
Get a room…and a toaster. 
Gigantor: I’ll get right on it as soon as I find my control box. Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy, where are you? All right, this isn’t funny. Stop hiding the box.
Chi from Chobits: Chi kill Sarah? Chi not do that. Explain “lesbian” to Chi.
Star Trek Computer: You will be killed in ten seconds Sarah Connors. Ten…Nine…Eight…
The Urkelbot: Hello!
Sarah Connor: Please kill me.
THE GOLEM OF PRAGUE: Rabbi Leow says I can’t kill you on the Sabbath. Could you wait around until sunset?
SARAH CONNOR: [rubs out the word “EMET” written in clay on the Golem’s forehead]
GOLEM: Shema Yisroel! Adonai elohenu, adonai . . . [falls down dead]
What about the Grape Nuts robot (from Strongbad)?
Grape Nuts Robot: Kill, your butt.
Sarah Connor: What?
Strongbad: (from off camera) No, make him say I’m here to kick your butt!
Grape Nuts Robot: Kill, a butt.
Strongbad: (from off camera) Bubs, I thought you said this thing was going to work.
Sarah Connor: You’re cute! You’re a little empty box of cereal. Why don’t you come in for some breakfast?
Strongbad: (from off camera) No! Come on, Bubs, use the … lazor action.
Bubs: (from off camera) What!? I ain’t got no lazor action on that thing. And you promised not to use my name!
Strongbad: (from off camera) What the crap? How are we supposed to kick Marzipan in the butt if we don’t have any lazor action?
Sarah Connor: Have some skim milk and gummi bears.
Grape Nuts: Em Ess Gee’d.