I thought this thread was about Viva l’American Death Ray Music . They’re a good band.
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Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor
Big-Ass Death Ray (Bald Gunner Included)
I dunno/ How big is the laser’s ass?
<waving hand in the air>
Ooh! I know! Pick me! Pick me!
I just got SPAMmed yesterday by an offer of an entire ACRE of property on the moon for only $29.99! So I figure if you wait a couple days they’ll hit your inbox, and you can buy yourself an entire Evil Moon base for, say, 200 bucks.
Hm. I’m not really into the whole “minion” thing, can I be your Evil Pet Dog? I promise to pee on the good guys and bite them.
No, no, no. It isn’t so much about the size of the lasers ass, but that it is “methane” powered.
How come mad scientists are always inventing death rays? Why can’t they invent sex rays or B.E. (Breast Enlargement) rays?
I’ve always wanted to be a mad scientist’s assitant, how much does it pay?
Okay, I volunteer. But I don’t wanna be an evil minion. I wanna be the evil clanking robot with gyroscopes in his head. Can you be a self-respecting 21st century evil clanking robot if you still have gyroscopes in your head?
Oh, oh pick me! Can I be your evil lieutenant? I am really good at saying “Yes ma’am!” and carrying out orders for torture and killings. An I can be there to stab you in the back when you aren’t looking…err covering your back, that’s it, covering your back. Heh, um, yeah.
Um, what are your orders, Ma’am?
Pfff, that’s nothing. I conduct death ray experiments in my own basement:
Dunno about Moon Base, but you could get an Orbital Space Station from Villainsupply (scroll to bottom). Plus it comes with a Particle Beam Laser and robot henchmen!
Only three sexy FemBots are included though, so I´ll volunteer.
They´ve also got pretty nifty Doomsday Devices.