So, I’m in line at the grocery store, just picking up a few things I happen to need. There are three lines open; I pick the shortest (I usually do). Some lady calls over the store PA at least three times for “Customer Service in the front” before someone finally wanders out to a checkstand to open an additional register.
So, the one they open is the express lane (15 items or less, Cash Only, No checks). I’m paying with my Visa debit card. Can I use this lane? Unsure, I stay in the lane I’m already in.
The family in front of me appears to be of Hispanic origin. Two women, perhaps mother and daughter, perhaps sisters, how would I know? Two Children From Hell, apparently birthed from the one they are calling “mami”. The Spawn are crawling up and over and under and through their empty cart. Finally, as the cashier completes their order, the non-mother female in this group asks the tiny Spawn-lets if they want chocolate. The midget Spawns shriek in anticipation of their sugary treat. The mother figure in the group demurs, saying something in what must be Spanish. The non-mother thing pooh-poohs the mother and gestures towards the Spawnettes to continue choosing their treat, said choosing consisting solely of four little grimy hands raping and pillaging the candy bar rack. Such devastation, I swear, you haven’t seen since the fall of the Roman Empire.
Finally, the heathens finish selecting their snackette and literally THROW the candy bars at the cashier, who, to her credit, catches them nimbly as though this happens all the time. The Irritating-Hispanic family finishes by paying, and merrily saunters away, the mini-spawn munching happily.
Finally, yes, it’s my turn to be pushed through the millworks of the conveyor belt to negotiate the vending of my sundries.
Ah, but, no!
Somehow, the cashier has found a candy bar with a dollar bill attached. Seizing this opportunity, she processses a cow-orkers transaction so that the cow-orker may experience a brief yet ultimately fulfilling sugar high. Of course, there was no indication as to the ownership of this candy bar (not to mention the resultant change) so My Friendly Cashier holds the confection aloft, asking each fellow employee in turn if this was theirs.
At last, the culprit is located. This young worker (who cannot be out of high school yet) rushes over to reclaim her candy bar and her change and promptly starts a conversation with MY CASHIER as to where some guy (who apparently had been a previous customer) had gone. Please note that My Friendly Cashier has not so much uttered a grunt toward me; nor has she yet made any eye contact. This would seem quite the feat, as I’m standing there, directly in front of her, waiting patiently (so far) for her to begin processing my order. I clear my throat. Quietly.
The candy-bar-purchasing employee, having gotten her chocolate AND her information, turned her attention to the female employee who would be placing my purchases in my bags, IF they ever got scanned by My Friendly Cashier. The two not-quite-giggling-but-almost girls begin talking about last night’s activities. Until I clear my throat, a bit louder this time.
A fourth employee has sidled up to My Cashier as I was clearing my throat at the baggers, and proceeds to interrupt my transaction further by insisting that another customer’s lottery ticket be checked. Being the eternally patient person that I am, I silently wait for the lottery ticket’s information to cascade through the machine, all the while noticing that My Cashier still hasn’t made eye contact with me.
The lottery ticket is a winner. Five dollars. My Cashier (mine, not yours, dammit!) opens her drawer, produces a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lottery ticket lady.
Oh frabjous day! It’s finally my turn.
My Cashier made eye contact with me. Her eyes were hollow and tired. She wished for nothing more than to be somewhere else.
My Cashier then proceeded to scan all my items. The only words she said to me were to impart the amount of my total. I paid with my debit card, and she wordlessly handed me my receipt.
Is it too much to ask that service providers actually pay attention to me?