Byz –
You are absolved; in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
I’ve never harbored any ill will towards you, as you were unaware of GBS’s feelings when you made your posts. We’ve talked and moved on. We are in a “happy” place with the board.
I’m living proof you can still throw your feelings out there, without offending your SO. Finding out what offends or hurts her/him is a prerequisite though.
Oh, and by the way, GBS will attest that I’m the…
Best!
Chief
Hear! Hear! Satan, I applaud.
To paraphrase Addison, the post of honour is a private station. (Sens avoir l’intention.)
The general level of discourse could well stand to be raised above gutter-sniping, and many fingers in this forum seem to wander the keyboard unaccompanied by a supervising mind.
Words are rear-guard actions mainly – only useful after the fact, and rarely adequate. Representing is also obscuring, and as several have already observed folks will conclude as readily on what is not said as on what is revealed.
Better to keep yer cards in yer hand, the merrier to trump fools who lead with zestful intuition, untainted by any genuine knowledge.
Dr. Watson
“Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him as a ratio.”
Ya Satan. I admit I could not help myself with a few zingers here and there. I apologize if I may have hurt your feelings or you SO.
Whoa…I apologized to SATAN for hurting his feelings. Not often you can type that and say its true.
Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
I apoligize for any teasing I have done that may have offended you. The t-shirt thing was a joke I was planning when Satan made his tour. If it upset you two I am deeply sorry. Having a net relationship myself, I know what you are going thru so I will bite my tongue whenever tempted to aim a sarcastic remark in your direction. I wish you the best, you both seem like great people.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
And now for something comepletely crass…
Hmmm. I wonder who the CrackWhore’s boffing?
No Sympathy for the Devil.
But we’ll read any news that you will report, since there’s little here worth following lately.
No mystery there Chief…he is the other navy man here, the one with PurpleToenails. Ya know what they say about a whore in every port =)
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Well, I kinda feel like I came to the MB just a half-step behind all the hullaballoo (early enough to read about it, but too late to post anything relevant). Satan, I just want to say I understand your position but I think it’s a dirty rotten shame that you feel youve been forced to it. I’ll miss the style of your previous postings. Congrats to you and Drain Bead.
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
PCW said:
PurpleCrackWhore, are you saying that you’re a navy man? this will force me to completely revise my mental image of you.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I’m glad Satan has elected to keep his new net.relationship private.
Because now I’m free to say:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Satan and Drain Bead, sittin’ in a tree
Kay eye ess ess eye en gee!</BLOCKQUOTE>
(I’ll make fun of the Purple Crack Whore next time. 
)
The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.
no Chef I am not male… Chief wondered who I was boffing… I just answered… he is the other Navy guy here who goes by the name of PurpleToenails. It is no secret we are lovers was all I was saying so you can still keep your mental image. I wouldn’t want to deprive any man of their fantasies LOL
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
He doesn’t have purple toenails (nor do I believe purple toenails are regulation) but I can honestly say now I have something in common with a “crack whore”!! I love a Navy man too.
Question: Do purple toenails out rank a chief?
Whoa! Please allow me the honor of being the first to welcome you to our little dysfunctional community!
Say Hi to the Chief for us, willya?
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
Nice to meet you GirlbySea. My navyman does alot of things that aren’t regulation but then again he is British LOL. I am not sure if he outranks Chief, he is a Petty Officer over there… but forever Captain of my heart.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
In defiance of Rich Hall, I do have Sympathy For The Devil and for any Friend Of The Devil. But I will still make fun of him for the day I saw the Devil With The Blue Dress on.
I think I’ve finally figured out Drain Bead’s handle!
Here’s a hint: Don’t pronounce “Bead” like “beed”, pronounce it like “bed”. Then it’ll be a lot more obvious.
The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.
Like, duh?
tracer – No points for that one. She specifically denied the alternate pronunciation already in this very thread.
Let’s see. I lathered and I rinsed. But did I repeat?
Wait a second, pluto, I thought the whole point of this thread was we weren’t supposed to talk about who’s forking who.
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