Im telling you, the past few days I have had to deal with one problem after another both at work and home…and damn if I havent nailed them all!!
I am on a freakin roll…no kidding. So do you need advice? Help? Support…im in the zone!! give me your best shot!
What color should I paint my kitchen?
I would stay away from black and white, it might confuse your guests and make you hard to see. If I were you I would go with a nice light yellow. Its friendly, calming and should cover any sort of pagan death cult symbols you had on the walls.
good luck!
Ok, here’s one that’s been plaguing me for awhile now:
Get the Canon EOS Digital Rebel, or save awhile longer and go for the Nikon D70?
Well knowing you, and I dont, I would go with the Nikon D70. In head to head trials the Nikon was rated above the Canon for picture quality and crispness. Both of which you will need for your amature porn website. I would however recommend staying away from bondage pictures as the Nikon does not pick up black as well as one would like.
Good luck!
How do I con TVGeek (my fiancee) into cleaning the bunny cage?
Good question, and a toughie, but not that tough! While I never recommend women use Sex as a weapon, in this case I think you should. Next time you and TVGeek are having your pre-maritial sex, simply smack him upside the head and yell:
“Stop watching TV so much you freakin geek and clean the damn Bunny Cage!!!”
Now, in case you two dont believe in Sex before marriage…I recommend you DO have sex before your married.
Good luck!
Is there anything better to fabricate an artifitial vagina from than a mayo jar with a pound of raw liver stuffed into it?
What’s the difference between a duck?
Mayo jar/ liver has bill on only one end.
O.K. 'Cuz I alwaysthough ti was just a rooster.
Should I buy a Chrysler?
Should I order the Crab Alfredo, or the 16 oz. Sirloin?
Pie?
This one required some research, and after a few mayo jars and pounds of liver, I would say No. However, you may experince some burning sensations later in the day.
There is no difference. What are you? Some kind a freak or something? seek help.
Well this mostly depends on if your a girl or an old, old man. If you are either, than yes you should. If your not, buy some mayo and raw liver spend some time alone, then go buy yourself a mans car. Something that will make your penis feel larger.
Neither. Go with the raw liver, and a side of mayo.
For eating or throwing in a face? For eating, you cannot beat a simple apple pie with vanillia ice cream. For throwing in the face I would recommend something in a heavy cream, like bananna. Be sure to use a heavy pie pan, something in glass or ceramic. It will give your throw that extra ‘umph’ and will provide hours of laughter as you talk about it in the emergency room.
What is the meaning of life?
Wow, going for the homerun here eh? Well I will tell you, the meaning of life is simple. There is no meaning to life, life is just life. Instead of trying to find meaning in life, give your life meaning. Try your very best to make your part of the world better when you leave then when you arrived. If you can do that you have given life meaning.
Wait, shit, your from Canada? Well forget what I said then, your life will have no meaning. Sorry to get your hopes up!!
No beer, lumber, water, hockey, toques, snow, cottages, or maple syrup for you. :mad:
holy cow! we import snow from Canada? or do you just control the weather? 
Left or right?
Zig or Zag?
Decisions, decisions…