A Quasi-Objectivist Atlas of Prurient Deviance: Marmalade, Furniture, and Turtles In Coitus
A list of things I once put my dick in
In loving tribute to recent bathroom threads…
The Fork in the Stream: Dually Divergent Urine Ejection Syndrome and its Conceivable Causative Effects on Generalized Penile Anxiety
(or: Whoa, misfire… …what the hell?)
Mozman–are you a fellow ento person, by any chance?
Now back to our regularly-scheduled game.
"Hell is Other People": Reconfiguring Cohabitation, Proximity, and Resource Access in Post-Modernist Capitalist Culture
(Problems I’m having with my roommate, who never leaves the frickin’ apartment and keeps using my stuff. If I could afford my own place, I’d be outta here.)
"Preview is Your Friend": Rethinking Competence in Methodologies and Techniques of Bulletin Board Communications.
** Palindromic Darwinian Imbalance Onset by Cursus of Highly Variable Countoured Topography Resulting in Osteo-Deconstructional Morphing in Regards to Homo Sapien Sapiens Sur Planche-Neige **
or: * Stupid people Breaking bones from getting turned around backwards racing down a steep mountain on their fucking snowboards. *
In other words again: If you can’t f*cking snowboard then stay off the trails where you might run into me because you can’t control your speed or direction. Morons.
oops… I meant to place another “*” in there somewhere… oh well…