Well, Y2K was a big piece of hype. Nothing happened, except for a couple of minor glitches here and there that might have been caused by the Y2K bug.
well, I’m pissed! I was all set to watch the end of the world, or at least a few months of shooting at the canibal mob!
So, we need a new End Of The World Disaster!
Some of my predictions:
Terrorism. You can’t go wrong with predicting that some terrorist group will try to unleash some sort of nuclear/biological disaster.
Hackers. All we need is for some bored geek to break into the Defense Department, and start WWIII, ala War Games.
The Turner Millinium. He’s gotten a divorce, so now he’s gonna channel all his aggression into making the rest of us suffer through even MORE crappy programing!
Bill Gates. Nuff said.
Finally, I figure the doomsayers will simply latch onto the fact that the 21st Century hasn’t really stated yet. Look for these fun party people to start panicking next year, too.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I think scientist’s will discover that the use of VCR’s actually causes pressure in people’s brains to slowly build up over time, resulting in cranial explosion after 35 years of use. Hey, it could happen.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Well Seale you gotta admit we have come a long way from famine and pestilence. We could be dealing with locust swarms and rivers of blood ya know!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I support the doomsayers. Where do I send the check?
That would go to Byzantine at – ow! Hey! Sealemon, quit throwing socks at me!
Well, Al Gore is running for president…
Catrandom
Isn’t that the same as terrorism? Or does it make people just want to committ it?
This is what I get for eating spicy chicken for lunch (Mmmmm…Popeye’s).
See, it’s like this. There is a dread danger to the entire world, and it’s contained within our borders! see, everyone is exposed to TV and radio signals, right? these signals have opened up the psychic doors in our minds. But most of us are too caught up with technological marvels, so that the local electromagnetic fields these machines emit act as a counter signal to the major radio and TV waves.
But the Amish…they aren’t exposed to the local fields! They eschew technology! Mark my words, it’s only a matter of months before we are attacked by pyrokinetic, telekinetic, telepathic, big bulging foreheads with pulsing veins, buggy riding, long haired, black clothes wearing, barn building, Luddites!
The end of the world is upon us!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.