The Drabble Thread, or The Day Kid Czarcasm Became a Toon

A drabble is a very short story told in exactly one hundred words, no more, no less. You can add up to fifteen words for the title.

Here’s mine:

The Day Kid Czarcasm Became a Toon

“If you keep watching so many cartoons you just might turn into one.”

Kid Czarcasm remembered when his dad uttered those words to him a few months ago. And now the Kid found himself inside one of his favorite anime cartoon television series.

“I’m a Toon,” he thought. “This is incredible!”

“Where is that boy?” thought Czarcasm. “He has chores to do.”

The Kid’s parents searched high and low, not realizing their son was trapped inside a cartoon.

“You’re new here,” said one of the anime Toons. “Are you a regular or just here for one episode?”

“I don’t know.”

It sort of lacks a resolution.

That’s the nature of drabbles. If you do a Google search, you may find other examples of drabbles. There is only so much you can tell in one hundred words.

For a good example, go here and scroll down to the drabble titled “Impatience”.

Right, but “Impatience” has a resolution, or at least it’s self contained, if that makes any sense.

“Students, please take your seats. I’m about to take roll call,” said the teacher.

The boys and girls quickly sat in their seats.

“James.”

“Here.”

“Grace.”

“Here.”

“Evan.”

“Here.”

This went on and each student replied until the teacher reached one particular student’s name.

“Kid Czarcasm.”

There was no response. The teacher and the students looked at the seat that normally would be occupied by a fourteen year old boy who did fairly well in class and was well-liked by his classmates.

It was empty.

How could they know that Kid Czarcasm was currently a Toon in an anime series?

“Don’t you like it here?” asked the anime Toon.

“Sure, but I should go home soon. My folks must be worried about me. I miss them. And I miss my dog Sassie.”

Sassie was Kid Czarcasm’s collie. She was smart as a whip. And she bore a striking resemblance to a certain celebrity television collie dog.

“Sassie, stop barking,” said the Kid’s mom. “We’re worried sick about Kid Czarcasm, so we don’t need you making all that noise.”

Sassie kept barking in a futile attempt to tell Czarcasm and Mrs. Czarcasm that the Kid was trapped inside the anime cartoon.

I thought this thread was going to be about Kevin Fagan putting Kid Czar in the comic strip.

Wyatt leaned back in his chair and drank his sarsaparilla. He picked up the television remote control and clicked it.

Talk show.

Click.

Infomercial.

Click.

News channel.

Click.

Cartoon.

Wyatt smiled and put down the remote.

He watched the anime cartoon program for a few minutes. Then he bolted upright in his chair and stared at the Toon character on the screen.

“No,” thought Wyatt. “It can’t be.”

But a gut feeling inside told Wyatt it was indeed Kid Czarcasm in anime cartoon form he was watching.

Wyatt ran to the telephone and placed a call to the Czarcasm household.

The phone rang. Czarcasm picked it up. Sassie was still barking.

Mrs. Czarcasm shooed Sassie out of the room and pushed her out the back door.

“Hello? Oh, Wyatt. We’re fine. The Kid? Oh, no. He can’t come to the phone right now.”

Wyatt decided to be blunt.

“Look, Czarcasm, I know the Kid isn’t there. Turn on your television. And turn the channel to the Cartoon Network. Do it now. Hurry!”

Wyatt waited. Ten seconds later he heard the screams from the other end of the phone.

“Don’t panic, Czarcasm. Fact is that your son is now a Toon.

… Didn’t know Wyatt Ever got anything said in as few as 100 words …

The phone rang. Czarcasm picked it up. Sassie was still barking.

Mrs. Czarcasm shooed Sassie out of the room and pushed her out the back door.

“Hello? Oh, Wyatt. We’re fine. The Kid? Oh, no. He can’t come to the phone right now.”

Wyatt decided to be blunt.

“Look, Czarcasm, I know the Kid isn’t there. Turn on your television. And turn the channel to the Cartoon Network. Do it now. Hurry!”

Wyatt waited. Ten seconds later he heard the screams from the other end of the phone.

“Don’t panic, Czarcasm. The fact is your son is now a Toon.

Sassie sat in the backyard and listened to the screams inside the house. Then she heard the Kid’s father shouting during what seemed to be a one-sided conversation.

He must be on the telephone, thought Sassie.

“How do I get back home?” asked Kid Czarcasm.

“How did you get here in the first place?” answered his fellow anime Toon. “If you know that, then just turn around and go back the same way.”

“But I don’t know how I got here in the first place,” said Kid Czarcasm.

His Toon companion looked sad. “Then I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

“Would it be so terrible if you couldn’t get back home? You could have a whole new life here as a Toon.”

Kid Czarcasm thought of his situation. “I just might have to make the best of it,” he said.

“Come on, let’s go fight some bad guys,” said the Toon. “What kind of super powers do you want?”

“What kind can I have?”

“Any kind you like,” said the Toon grinning.

“Maybe I could learn to like it here,” said the Kid.

Czarcasm stared in disbelief at the television screen as he watched Kid Czarcasm in his Toon form.

“It’s a lovely day,” said a voice.

Sassie turned to see who had spoken. It was Rusty the Calico cat who lived next door.

“Yes, it is. It would be even lovelier if my boy was here to enjoy it,” said Sassie.

“Where is he? I haven’t seen the lad in a while.”

“He’s inside the television.”

“Get out.”

“I am out. We’re both outside.”

“I mean, what do you mean, ‘He’s inside the television’?”

“We were watching television when all of a sudden he disappeared. I saw him on the screen. He’s a Toon now.”

Rusty stared at Sassie.

Rumors about the Kid’s mysterious disappearance spread like wildfire at school.

“He was attacked by a baboon!”

“No, he got caught in a typhoon!”

“I heard he’s going to the moon! Wow, he’s going to be the first kid astronaut!”

The principal was not thrilled as he spoke with the Kid’s father on the telephone.

“Sir, you have yet to give me a valid reason for your son’s absence. Telling me he’s now a Toon makes no sense to me.”

The Kid’s classmates were a bit jealous of him.

“He doesn’t have to do homework or take exams! Lucky Kid!”

“That was fun!”

“See? It’s not so bad being a Toon. Oh, look. You have admirers.”

Kid Czarcasm looked to where his Toon companion was pointing. A group of cute Toon girls were smiling back at him. Pink hearts floated above the girls.

“Looks like they were impressed with the way you captured the bad guys.”

A tall young male Toon dressed in red and blue suddenly got in the Kid’s face.

“Go find your own cartoon series. This one’s mine.”

“You’re just jealous because the girl of your dreams likes Kid Czarcasm instead of you,” said the Kid’s companion.

’Toon chimed in sullenly.
"Sure, you’ve been magically transported via the Flux Capacitor into your favorite Anime series. Sure you’re not a real life Kid Czarcasm, but instead are the wildly immortal and splendiferous Kid Czarcasm famed in song, story and comeek book. "

And with that, 'Toon whirled on the heels of his sprung dirty black boots that had trod the lonliest lanes and filthiest alleyways of the teeming metropolii of the Earth. His cover was blown, he now had both Preceptors and Infidels on his scent. Short was his time in this Continuum and he knew he could die happy.

Cartooniverse :stuck_out_tongue:

Wyatt watched television. One hand held a bottle of sarsaparilla. The other held his telephone receiver.

“Czarcasm, did you have a talk with the Kid about the birds and the bees?” asked Wyatt.

Wyatt watched the anime cartoon.

Kid Czarcasm was surrounded by a bevy of very cute Toon girls.

“You’re cute,” the girls said to the Kid. They took hold of him and led him away.

“Hey, Kid!” said the Kid’s Toon companion. “Aren’t we going to fight more bad guys?”

“That’s it! Kid Czarcasm has to go!” growled the jealous tall male Toon dressed in red and blue.

Kid Czarcasm could not break free from the grip of the jealous tall male Toon dressed in red and blue.

“Let him go!” shouted the bevy of very cute Toon girls.

“I will. Right over a cliff.”

He turned to the Kid. “Your powers have been stripped. You won’t be able to get out of this mess.”

“What are you doing to him? Let him go!” shouted the Kid’s Toon companion.

The jealous Toon ignored him and dropped Kid Czarcasm over the edge of a cliff.

Then came the commercial break.

“No!” shouted Wyatt as he stared at the television.