The drinking game thread

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Fugazi - You bet your sweet ass I am. And a turtle too…

OK, here’s another fun one for when you’re already messed up:

Beer Hunter:

The rules are so easy, a drunk person could understand. All you
need for this game is a six pack, a box, and people to play it
with you.

                       Take one can. Shake it. Now I don't mean just shake it, I
                       meanSHAKE the sucker! Till it's about to blow up. Then put it
                       in the box with the others, mix them around (one person not looking) and then
                       switch them around again (the other person not looking). Basically, nobody
                       knows where it is.

                       Now, one person picks a can, holds it to his/her head at an angle, and opens it.
                       If it's not the one, s/he has to drink it. If it is the one, s/he gets a wet head and
                       you can start all over or whatever. Then, if it wasn't the one, the next player
                       takes one and tries, etc.

This version is the wimp version. When we used to play it (in the barracks, when I was in the army) the “rouletter” had to open the beer directly under his nose. Also, the opened cans were left there for the one who got “killed” to drink. When someone hesitated to open the can, everyone else shouted “MAO!” at them, repeatedly. If they tried to open the can slowly, to let the pressure out easily without getting a snout full of foam, they were inevitably shunned from the game or denied their “golden chair” privelidges.

[MysteryFellow63427]

I’ll crawl out of my self-imposed silence to share a marvelous idea for a drinking game that I came up with last week.

Go to see a Disney movie in the theatre (Emperor’s New Groove is out right now.) Every time they burst into song, you take a drink. Probably best played with vodka in flasks, since those are easy to get into the movies.

[JavaMaven1]

No Saturday Night on Food Network would be complete with:

The Iron Chef Drinking Game

Take a drink when…

OPENING
-When Kaga says “If memory serves me right.”
-When Kaga eats or drinks anything.
-To each Iron Chef Introduction (Kobe is not a required drink)
-When Kaga’s shoes have a close up…
-If the Challenger is part of a clan or faction.
-If the Challenger is a head, master, or grand chef.
-If the Challenger enters with one or more people.
-To the rising of the Iron Chefs.
-When the ingredient is mentioned.

• Everyone must toast each other at the start of the battle (right after to ingredient is presented)
  -If the cost of the Ingredient is mentioned.

COOK-OFF
-Every time Ota says, “Fukui-san!”
-If the price of the ingredient
is mentioned.
-When the ice cream machine is shown.
-If a rice cooker is shown.
-When the time clock is shown.
-When a replay is shown.
-Anytime alcohol is used.
-Every time Chen flips something.
-Every time Morimoto looks Pissed.
-Laugh when Kobe runs up to get the ingredient.
-If Korn is on the panel.
-When a Chef gets cocky.
-Any sexual Innuendo.
-If fois-gras is shown.
-Anytime a pasta maker is shown.
-Anytime something strikes you, during the cook off you need to get creative.
-To each one of the Iron Chef’s dishes.

Judgment
-If a dish is “luxurious”
-Anytime an airhead comment is made. (Like when the Bimbo du Jour says something like “it’s like Springtime in my mouth”)
-Anytime someone’s eyes light up and a dish is “very, very, good.”
-Anytime a negative comment is made.
-If the Iron Chef wins the battle.
-If the Iron Chef looks surprised or gets emotional after the win.
-If all the judges vote in the Iron Chefs favor.
Trust me, you’ll be in a fit of giggles half-way through the show.