that’s it! Jeronimo! ! !
“Joan” isn’t taken.
But I’m not sure if their Mommie Dearest would approve.
Javex?
How, where and when do they find time to fuck?
I really don’t think Jim Bob is a marathon man.
Naww… just use some denture grip as “crack spackle” and that should hold things in.
The kid needs to be named Jingleheimerschmidt. I am sure they already have a John and a Jacob so you might as well complete the series.
For the record, their children are Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger*, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn-Grace and Josie
*himmerschmidt? No Jacob, though.
I remember reading about how queen termites will give birth at one end while being fed at the other. I wonder who spliced her DNA.
By this stage she must have skid marks instead of stretch marks.
When I have kids I am going with a Z theme. Zeno and we are done.
Not a fan of ‘Zach’?
You need a girl too: Zoe is a good name, or Zelda.
Jesus.
I’m sure he’ll get the finest education Bob Jones U has to offer.
It’s good to know I’m not the only one who wonders what her vag looks like.
Editorial comment or suggestion? 
C’mon, I’m stoked. I’m so glad they’re gonna hit 20. The odd number thing bothered me.
Surely I’m not the only one thinking about that scene in Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life” (first 30 seconds of this video).
They should be forcibly sterilized on this basis alone.
If they’d started with A this one would be a T baby.
All disclaimers in place of wishing them well (“especially since your business does not conflict with my own”) and I hope it’s a healthy hale hearty and hetero kid, but…
The Duggars have a baby a year because of Old Testament verses ('be fruitful and multiply", “quiver full of joy”, etc.). They’re Young Earth Creationists (planned a huge family outingto visit the Creationist Museum), they’re Fundamentalist evangelicals who believe the Bible is the answer to our time, etc… (To their credit if they’re homophobic, racist, apocalyptic or other nonsense often affiliated with the evangelical movement they’re at least quiet/off-camera about it.)
Does anybody else think it strange that when their last child was born more than 3 months premature they let the hospital employ machines and procedures developed by godless secular scientists to keep the baby alive rather than just use prayer and fasting? (Of course prayer and fasting didn’t stop God from killing David and Bathsheba’s baby, but at least His will was done.)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.