The dumbest public official (possibly dumbest person) in the universe.

Pfft.

I’ll see your dummy and raise you an idiot from Atlanta…

Hank on midgets

Hank apologizesto “abnormally small” people.

And Hank on various issues…

“Thomas Jefferson was a terrorist, he went after the free people of Libya.”

“[George] Washington, the racist might as well have had a KKK robe on under his powdered wig.”

“Martin Luther King was on the verge of revealing Halliburton was stealing oil from Africa in April 1968, that’s why they took him out.”

“White folks shouldn’t just pay reparations, the only REAL reparations will come when they go back to Europe and let the Africans have this country, and the Indians can go back to India too (and take their teepees).”

“George Bush should be tried in the Hague for all the crimes against Africa during his regime.”

“The benefits and salary that we get, we earn. It’s not elaborate, it’s just a bunch of poppycock that a lot of people have spread around trying to get us to hate our own government and our government representatives.”

“I think we immediately need a Constitutional amendment to allow for the legislative branch to put controls on the so-called First Amendment rights of corporations to affect political campaigns.”
We grow them pretty stupid in Georgia. The secret is the hot sun.

I think you’d win that bet:

Wasn’t this just this guy’s protest against the gasoline tax that Washington is set to pass? He’s making the same argument about bikes that the people who support the gas tax are making about cars.

This has a stark, zen beauty.

Well, okay, if by “making the same argument” you mean something like extrapolating from ‘Polar bears are dangerous’ to ‘We should ban those animated Coca Cola ads because they’re too dangerous for the film crew’.

New contender for dumbest public official: Utah state senator Allen Christensen, who says that if abortion is legal in Utah, cockfighting should be too.

Christensen, “criticizing an anti-cockfighting bill, called cockfighting a natural event. He added, “yet we allow people to go ahead and murder their unborn babies”.”

Yes, chickens “naturally” want to be fitted with razor-sharp metallic spurs so they can slash each other to death, which is exactly like legalized abortion, if you are insanely stupid.

It* is* Utah. Maybe their abortion techniques are out of date.

This has a stark, zen beauty.
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Yet, I feel stupider having just read it.

I don’t really get what’s so stupid about these two. The others, certainly.

Is there any chance the guy is just yanking chains?

My Native friends are going to love that one…

Hey, it’s entirely possible that on their way to Siberia from Africa they passed through India.

You got grease WHERE?

Start looking up Hank Johnson quotes and videos.
He is the best argument for forced sterilization I know of.
For anyone who voted for him, that is.

Oh, “cockfighting” is outfitting chickens with razors and letting them slice each other up. That’s a relief! For a second there, I thought…well, never mind.

elucidator, I made that joke once when I was 19, and I haven’t since.

I conclude I am a better person than you.

Perhaps he’s only 19.

That makes it a tie at best.

:smiley:

Yup. This is up there with people threatening to rip out the entrails and hang them with it of the people saying their religion isn’t a religion of peace.

If an author was to put this in a novel or a movie people would critisize it as so unrealistic

If we just leave it here, and assume he’s talking about the Shrub, then he’s not *all *crazy…

Gotta be one somewhere. Might as well be you.