mlees
March 8, 2013, 3:18pm
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I am here to whistleblow the fact that the US Navy has done absolutely nothing to prevent Guam from tipping over.
Machine_Elf:
a Seattle law maker has proposed a bicycle tax on the basis that they are unhealthy and bad for the environment (because the elevated respiration of riders results in increased CO2 output).
No, really.
longer article here.
If we get the government we deserve, then I guess we must all be raving idiots as well.
:smack:
This thread title is hilarious!
ducati:
Pfft.
I’ll see your dummy and raise you an idiot from Atlanta…
Hank on midgets …
Hank apologizes to “abnormally small” people.
And Hank on various issues…
“Thomas Jefferson was a terrorist, he went after the free people of Libya.”
“[George] Washington, the racist might as well have had a KKK robe on under his powdered wig.”
“Martin Luther King was on the verge of revealing Halliburton was stealing oil from Africa in April 1968, that’s why they took him out.”
“White folks shouldn’t just pay reparations, the only REAL reparations will come when they go back to Europe and let the Africans have this country, and the Indians can go back to India too (and take their teepees).”
“George Bush should be tried in the Hague for all the crimes against Africa during his regime.”
“The benefits and salary that we get, we earn. It’s not elaborate, it’s just a bunch of poppycock that a lot of people have spread around trying to get us to hate our own government and our government representatives.”
“I think we immediately need a Constitutional amendment to allow for the legislative branch to put controls on the so-called First Amendment rights of corporations to affect political campaigns.”
We grow them pretty stupid in Georgia. The secret is the hot sun.
I’m not finding any real cites for most of these.
The proposition in the final quote is actually in draft form in the Senate. McCain would, at one point in his career, have supported such an amendment, too.