The dumbest public official (possibly dumbest person) in the universe.

I am here to whistleblow the fact that the US Navy has done absolutely nothing to prevent Guam from tipping over.

Incompetent bastards!

This thread title is hilarious!

I’m not finding any real cites for most of these.

The proposition in the final quote is actually in draft form in the Senate. McCain would, at one point in his career, have supported such an amendment, too.