LOL*
I just remembered (whilst cleaning out one of my closets)the stupidest thing I ever stole.
The Halloween when I was 16 and my sister was 13,my mom made me take her and her best friend trick-or-treating. We wandered for about 4 hrs,trick or treating and stealing various yard items including:
a handful of giant rubber bugs
a plastic jack-o-lantern filled with candy
a witch windsock and a ghost windsock,from the same yard
a yard sign that read “Witches Brew: Fifty Cents”
IDBB
All taken between August 2002 and March 2003.
Approx. 25 traffic cones, 10 or so are at my house. The Coolest ones were a yellow red and black one, and a dwarf sized white cone.
A traffic barrel, complete with a flashing light.
Several “Caution Wet Floor” signs. All taken from inside several McDonnald’s lobbies, where several were lined up.
Nearly 30 road signs (All were of the useless “BUMP” and “Weight Limit 17 3/4 tons” variety) We did get one STOP sign, but that was already on the ground next to another one ready to replace it. The best were the “Dog Waste” signs.
A pair of bowling shoes (I wear them occasionally)
Several room numbers from above teacher’s doors at school.
“No Smoking” signs (Notice a sign theme?)
A rusty license plate from 1968 I found in the woods that I later lost.
Many glass bottles found in the woods (not really stealing)
A handfull of sporks from Taco Bell.
When I was a young teenager on a vacation in The Bahamas, I accidently stole a box of extra large condoms from this huge black guy who was in line next to me. Both our bags were on the counter and I grabbed his after he paid for it, I assume he grabbed mine because he didn’t run after me or anything. I have always wondered what would be the look on his face when he got back to his girlfriend only to open a pack of… BubbleYum. My cousins who were with me were laughing all the way back home and I couldn’t figure why. I finally realized what I had done when I got out of the bathroom in the room we were staying at. My cousins blew up the condoms and threw them just about everywhere in the room. There wasn’t a consequence, but I always think about how lucky I was that I didn’t get my butt kicked.