The Dutch Prove that there were Forests on the Moon!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090827/ap_on_re_eu/eu_netherlands_not_moon_rock

That’s ridiculous…

We’ve clearly found another Earth that failed that the government isn’t telling us about.

Thanks a lot, you just cued up this clip in my mental movie jukebox:

(Presentation voiceover): “You may wonder: how can wood get so hard?”
Beavis & Butthead: Heh heh. Heh… Huh-huh. Huh.