Yep, my name change finally went through. I’d actually changed my mind about it, thanks to all those of you who expressed touching “we like you as you are”-type sentiments in this thread.
Still, I’m glad it happened. dutchboy208 was getting a little musty, and the Febreze just wasn’t doing its job anymore.
Anyway… please update your ignore lists accordingly 
You couldn’t think up anything longer?!? 
Sheesh, I have a difficult enough time keeping track of youse guys without the name chages… grrrrr
Oh, and multiple love snaps to TubaDiva, even if she put spaces hmph in the name.
Well, it’s certainly more descriptive than the old monniker. Are you actually Dutch and/or a boy, anyway?
Look forward to finding out how fitting the new name is in April!
Oh come on, it isn’t that tough; this one doesn’t even have numbers.
I’m not Dutch. I was named after the paint brand. There’s a thread out there somewhere with the whole story.
I’m male and 21 years old. I don’t know if that makes me a boy or not… I still have a copy of Transformers: The Movie, so I lean towards yes
I dunno… This name change doesn’t seem to be Really All That Bright.
My son got a new Transformer for his birthday and I have no idea how to get it to transform. I’ve followed the instruction but the third/fourth step just doesn’t work. Maybe I’ll bring it to the FloriDope and you can work it out.
Does this have anything to do with Rafael van der Vaart or Arjen Robben?
I like the Dutch Boys!
You think TubaDiva is going to let you change your username back to Dutchboy208 after you realise you miss it?
And how does it feel to be a new man? Should we expect radical changes in posting style?
I actually meant to sign up as Useless G.I.T, you know… like Biggie, but I think I was drunk when I eventually signed up so I have to live with this.
Anyways, I believe a Mazel Tov! is in order - enjoy your new name.
Yay!
I feel so proud that I helped name this youngin’!
And to answer for the less initiated, his former ego, Dutchboy, was for his gay porn days…no wait…that was Coldfire while the cat’s away…for a college incident involving drinking paint.
Enjoy your new name. It could carry you through the rest of your life.
I think I may pit dutchboy208, I bet he will be too pissweak to respond.
Hey, at the very least that just saves you a seat in the Cool Kids’ Clubhouse (we all have that movie).
I like it.
Congrats on the name change! No more false advertising as so-called Dutch.
In the future I’ll type R-E-A-L-L-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y for your new name.
hmmmph! I preferred dutchboy209, but if you are Really Not All That Bright, who am I to disagree? 
Congrats on the change.
I haven’t regularly watched footy for such a long time that it could only have anything to do with Gullit and Van Basten…
Don’t expect changes in posting style: I’m still going to be heavy on the trite but mildly amusing one-liners, and light on anything of substance (although every now and then I have something useful to say).
cracks a beer Geluch! (in honor of the old name)
Thanks heaps to those of you who contributed suggestions to the name-change thread: Shirley, Bosda, Mangetout, Kat, AskNott, Giraffe, ZenShaSha, UnwrittenNocturne, buttonjockey308, Wordman, Kid Charlemagne, racer72, don’t ask, MaxtheVool, JayElle, twickster, Happy Lendervedder, et al.
Thanks even more to Ice Wolf for convincing me not to switch to HappyFuzzyGayRightsBunny…
I will miss dutchboy208, but I am willing to get used to Really Not All That Bright. I am, however, going to shorten it to RNATB. Is that ok?
If you’re gonna shorten it, just shorten it to RNA. Then people will think I know about biology or genetics or something, and respect me more.
Right?
I’m going to have to keep reminding myself who you are! I bet it will take me a while to start recognising your new name.
Funny thing is, I missed this thread the first time.
Then I saw something RNATB posted, and thought to myself, what’s with the water out there in Florida? There can’t be TWO funny perverted guys out there!!?!
Well, maybe there can be, but the two I had in mind are one and the same.