The eel-huffing epidemic in young seals.

Well, they wanted to do the Tide pods challenge but the seawater kept dissolving them.

When I was a young seal,
not knowing my fish,
I got to thinking it over how much I had missed.

I got me some elvers and raised them,
and then,
And then they grew up in my nostrils,
I did not comprehend,

I grew eels out of my nose, and I don’t know why…
I said, Eels out my nostril and I don’t know why.

My mommy said not to put eels in my snout,
Eels in my snout, eels in my snout …