The Empire attacks Earth!

Oooh, sounds kinky. Would she make him wear a bridle and saddle, too? Giddyap, Vader!

After the Imperials smoke Earth’s conventional defenses, they’d get all smug and say “What? Evacuate in our moment of triumph?!” and that’s when we cut loose with the H-bombs. Game over, man.

[Sinister voice]

Come to the right… Come to the right…

[/Sinister voice]

:smiley:

I’m your Father, boy.
Ya’ll come join the Dark Side, it’ll be a hoot!

Three words: Tripping the Rift.

Say what?

i am lost as well. But that is not unusual.

Perhaps we should fire a few rounds into the bushes and see if we stir anything up.

I tripped over a raft once, if that is any help…

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.