After repeating it a million times just now, I noticed I say it a third way, i.e. The Empire Strikes Back. It’s a very subtle accent, but I think it sounds best this way.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
When that film came out, I was working in a costume history collection in Baltimore. I saw the marquee and thought, “The ‘Ahm-peer’ Strikes Back?” I was picturing ladies in high-waisted Napoleonic gowns attacking earth . . .