He can’t make it. He’s all out of bubble gum.
[nitpick]Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper are two different people.[/nitpick]
While that is indeed true, Bruce is still all out of bubblegum.
And DON’T TOUCH MAH PIECE!
just to mix things up a bit, ya know. Besides, the only way to be sure is to nuke it from orbit chewing gum.
[NCB] Gracias [/NCB]
[SBB] de Nada [/SBB]
So what’s the target date for destruction? I want to put it on my calendar and make sure I have plenty of beer and a easy chair set up to watch.
I knew this kind of thing would happen when that no-account McCormack kid moved into town and started teaching our local young people to dance.
Then get Duke Nukem!
Sillies! The world ends at 10 tonight. You can see the pictures at 11:00.
We live about 20 miles east of Troy, and I have been hearing about this concert non-stop for the past week. So today I finally googled the band’s name, since I have never even heard of them.
I live about a mile from the venue so I’m pretty much at ground zero. Ulp!
Maybe if the wind blows my way I’ll get a buzz… 
lawless destruction and anarchy…and beach balls, beach balls being tossed around in the crowd. We have to have a little bit of fun during the apocalypse.
Beach balls filled with the air of discontent! THAT’S the issue!
Hey, are you prejudiced against crotchety old farts like me? Shame! Gonna report you to the mods.
Did they sell out of spray paint and paper bags yet?
Mumford and Sons are my personal biggest WTF is that all about. I don’t understand how anyone could like them. If I were in a band like that even my mother would not like it and she’d be right.
There is clearly a dark sinister force behind their existence.
So, when IS the concert?
I LOVE this.
So, the OP lives in Troy.
Before the coming destruction, I have to ask if Helen is a blonde or a brunette.
The concert began yesterday and ends tonight. So far so good…