http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-scout24.html
I wonder if tabloid stock prices are falling yet…
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-scout24.html
I wonder if tabloid stock prices are falling yet…
Well that shoots my weekend plans all to hell.
That’s probably not even counting divorce costs!
That seriously reduces my risk of waking up married to an Elvis impersonator. I’m not sure yet if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. What if he was a flying Elvis?
As the DJ on a local radio station said when he read this story, “It’s easier for what happens in Vegas to stay in Vegas if you don’t get drunk and get married.”