No, i don’t mean that they will go away, but with new FTC advertising guidelines released this week, it looks like some companies are going to have to make a radical shift in the way they deliver their message.
You can read the whole (81-page) document here (PDF). Some of the most relevant stuff includes:
So, basically, under the new guidelines you can no longer put some schlub who lost 185 pounds using the SuperSlimmer 4001 on your commercial and get away with it by putting a small “Results not typical” disclaimer down at the bottom of the screen. And you can’t advertise your StockTraderXtreme Wealth Building Kit using testimonials from some guy who makes $20,000 a month with it, and simply use the “Results not typical” disclaimer to disguise the fact that most of your customers make about $3.79 a month.
Atypical results can still be used, but if they are, then “the ad should clearly and conspicuously disclose” (p. 36) what sort of results a typical customer can expect.
I’m a little torn on this. On the one hand, i think it’s an awesome idea, and that it will help to curb some pretty fucking misleading advertising practices. On the other hand, i tend to think that anyone who believes that the results shown on those advertisement are actually typical probably deserves to lose their money.
Well, that was tongue-in-cheek hyperbole intended to maybe start a debate, because i’m sure that some people will oppose this ruling.
I actually think it’s an excellent move by the FTC, and i’m very happy that these shysters are finally getting reined in a bit. This current set of guidelines replaces rules that have been in place since 1980, and i’m amazed that it’s taken almost three decades to revise them.
Still, while my comment was somewhat hyperbolic, i’m still amazed, in our media-saturated society, how many people are not even functionally media-literate, how many people believe every outrageous claim and every wild promise they see on television. And i also sometimes wonder, in a society that values free speech, how much we should restrict this sort of thing in order to protect people from the consequences of their own credulity.
And will they have to have a “Babe not typical” caption by the leering female model and a normal-looking human being there with “Average girl you will meet” on the bottom of the screen?
Advertisers and neo-liberal types might feel stung, but don’t feel too sorry for them, they get paid lots to think up more nuanced circumventions to this set of rules.
Ideally everyone would be gifted with flawless critical thinking skills, and would be suitably derisive about all outrageous claims (even those outside of television advertising). Still whilst I wait for this utopia I’m happy for the man to stick it to the other man.
The cynic in me says that infomercials will still find a way to lie, and people will be more apt to believe them because now “they can’t say it if it isn’t true.”
They would need to put that disclaimer on the bottom of almost every sitcom. At least the ones with the schlubby husband and hot wife formula…
(Okay, before anyone jumps down my throat, I realize that sitcoms are not trying to portray anything as fact, they’re not infomercials, etc. I guess we have to use disclaimers on the SDMB, too…)