The Erections forum

It’s not like I’m new here, so I should know better, but upon landing on the Main SDMB page just now, for a split second my brain read “Elections” as “Erections.”

  1. What does this mean for me?
  2. What might be some thread titles in such a forum if such a forum existed?
  3. What is the likelihood of the SDMB administration adding a forum called “Erections” sometime in the near future?
    Thank you.


Tell ya what, there’s no way in hell I’d moderate it.

  1. Is 5.99999 . . . inches equal to 6 inches?
  2. If you had an erection on a treadmill, could you get it on?
  3. I only had an erection once, in 1960, for 20 minutes.

Monday Morning Wood

I honestly suspect nearly every thread would be a NEED ANSWER FAST!

All I know is a forum like that will be lit up like a Christmas tree in the morning.

You go, baby. Let its’ freak flag fly!


I don’t know, but it might be a forum I could get on… :smiley:

Average response time - 7 minutes.

[li]If a thread lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention.[/li][li]If there is only an OP and a single response to a thread, do we call them an erector set?[/li][li]Probably not much disagreement, unless you want to be accused of rubbing someone the wrong way.[/li][/ul]

Why is this erection so close?

Is it too early to say Romney has one?

Colin Powell endorses Obama for re-erection

Could Hurricane Sandy actually sway the erection?

Hey, it wouldn’t have to be moderated by you. I’d settle for a TubaDiva or a RickJay, or even a Marley23. All’s I know is that a moderator with a heavy hand would have to work Erections-- oftentimes quick, with a gentle touch when necessary. Come to think of it, if handled properly, I could see a lot of stickies coming out of Erections.

I suppose the ban on socks would not apply either.

I vote YES YES YES!!!.. on erections. :smiley:

What was that movie? What was that song?

What was that erection I had?

Don’t be so hard on yourselves.

This new forum would face stiff competition from other forums.

I’ll be in my forum.