The Eternal TP Roll (Incredibly MPSIMS)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I just finished up a roll of toilet paper which I had been using since late June. It’s October. 3 months. I thought it would never end…

Now how’d I’d do that?

2

You’ve got to be kidding. Please tell us you’ve been on vacation or spending your time at the gym/spa/SO’s pad. Three months?

3

One word: Metamucil.

:eek:

4

How many wipes does it take to get to the center of a roll of Melandry’s TP?

The world may never know.

5

Y’see, the thing about two-ply TP is…you’re supposed to use both layers at once.

6

Great Scott!

7

I do spend much time at my boyfriend’s place, and I didn’t buy this roll, it was left by the workmen who painted my apartment, so I suspect it my have been a jumbo roll. But still…

8

um…corks?

9

Are you sure you didn’t actually have some of these?

If not, I fervently hope it wasn’t one of these.

:eek: