My village has been in the EU for a whole freaking week now, and what’s happened so far? Absolutely NOTHING.
Where are the flying cars? The mylar jumpsuits? The food replicators?
I want my money back, dammit.
Just wait. Romania’s ahead of you in line.
Well, in many parts of the world (mine included) NOTHING happening may well qualify as an improvement over present conditions, so quit yer carping!
In Romania.
Sure. But you’ll have to take it in Euros, at a criminal exchange rate!
The French kept all the good stuff. Always blame the French.
Is that why I can’t find any good cheese? Are the French hoarding it all for themselves?
That’s not nice.
P.S. Send me sharp cheddar.
A whole week and you’re not in the UK yet?
I would, but the French would confiscate it.
I’m actually an American, so I am sadly unable to become a plumber in the UK.
A few weeks ago, I was thinking of going to London to visit a friend during this current week, but although I searched the lowfare airlines carefully, I could only find cheap flights from London to Sofia, not the other way around. It didn’t occur to me til later that there was probably a reason those tickets were particularly desireable.
Weren’t the mylar jumpsuit workers blockading motorways and ports this week to protest about something?