The next post after this one should be number 666. OTOH, I saw two posts in the pit that were numbered 663. So maybe this is actually the beastly post?
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
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Buwahahahahaha! I am eee-vil! I’ll swallow your souls!
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
Swallow my soul, eh? Try it, skinny boy…
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Okay, yesterday this post started with 665 and the next one was 666. Now I look at it and it starts with 671. On both posts. WTF?
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
Now it starts with 673. How many posts do I have?
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
Good morning, Johnny. Here, have some coffee.
The number in the left margin indicates the total post count of a poster. So, if you post one more, the number changes for all your posts.
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D’OH!
You can really tell it’s oh-dark-thirty and I haven’t had coffee yet!
Thanx.
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
No, Johnny, you’re right to be confused. I’ve often clicked on my profile and gotten a number different from the margin post count.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
See—that last post said 838, but my profile said 840.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Hail Satan! I posted my post of evil earlier when I hit 666, too. 
A big HUG to you.
Sqrl
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This would make the dark forces proud
Is there a pattern with all this evil?
HUGS!
Sqrl