The "F" Word. For real this time.

I started a thread entitled “The F Word”, about the grade of F, but I was thinking that we all understand what the phrase ‘the F word’ really means. Can we make up an entire alphabet of letters that connote a universally understood term?

I’ve got the F word, of course, the L-word, the N-word, the c-word. Any others I’m missing?

The L word?

Lynch? Lick? Luxemborg? Loopy?

N and C and F I can figure out, but L?

I think he might mean “love.” Us commitment-phobes call it “the L-word.”

Either that or Lycanthropy, one or the other.

I vote for Lycanthropy, I can’t think of any others though. Around our place the C word is Chevy, because we all drive fords except for my SO who insisted on buying a Durango. :smack:

I don’t want to give it away. Can someone give “the Man” a hint? It may be the dirtiest thing you can call someone in politics. Does that help?

Oh, “Liberal”?

Not a dirty word in my house.

twicks, card-carrying member of the ACLU

Liar!!! WHOOOOOOOT!

you forgot the S-word? (Even though the pen is mightier than it ;))

Both T and A. And T&A.

Also the M-word.

For certain commitment-phobes, Twickster.

You typed the P word.
[Beavis and Buthead laugh} Ha hahahahahaha[Beavis and Buthead Laugh]

(or one possible variation of the P word)

Wait. What’s the T-word? or the A-word? “T&A” means something, but separately, I don’t think either means much.

I’d like to write a story using all of these:

My twelve-year-old was sent home from school today. His teacher sent a note saying he’d used 'the F-word" in class.

“Jake,” I said, “I thought we’d discussed this. The S-word is okay at home but you’re not to use the F-word anywhere. You know that, son.”

“Aw, Dad,” Jake said, looking at the floor. “That teacher’s a prissy little—N-word who don’;t let us say what’s on our minds.”

Now, I may be a little old-fashioned, and more than a little bit of the old L-word, but that kind of thinking set me back.

"Son, " I said, “I do not want to hear you talking about people like that at all, you understand me?”

“Why not?” he challenged me. “Don’t I have to take a lot of the S-word around school because you and mom never got, you know.”

“Go ahead, say it.”

“The M-word,” he said, again casting his eyes away from mine.

And so on.

See you in Toledo.

I thouhgt I was going to See you next Tuesday?

I thought I was going to See you next Tuesday?