Oh, I guarantee that Santa will come this year. He might even be coming into next year.
“Deck the halls with boughs of holly…”
We’ll have to play Hide the Log.
Is that the same Holly from post #27? She’s getting around this season…
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer…
liked Mrs. Rudolph every day of the month. 
Silver and gold, silver and gold
Jingle bells, jingle bells…
damn! stupid fingers.
are what the girls sit on santas lap for.
I say again…
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
I know what you’re getting at, and you may dash me through the snow whenever you like.
What do you like in your eggnog?
This isn’t eggnog.
Oh Tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum…
I’d like to tan her bum with a rider’s crop.
So, are you making merry this year?
No, but I’ve been going gay all year.
Is that a pointsettia plant?
No, that’s something else that’s wilting.
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…
Man, I hate nocturnal emmissions.
Jack Frost is nipping at my nose.
Lol that’s a real Gas!
I can here Danta coming down the shute
That’s because Danta, like all zombies, moans.
Just where is Cupid shooting that arrow? (Hey, it’s Feb & 10 years later)