One thing I’ve never seen addressed, and it just occurred to me – wouldn’t Jesus’ body have been washed before being placed in the shroud? If so, is it possible that the shroud would have gotten so blood-stained?
I watched a documentary on leprechauns instead.
Somehow this bullshit show was on whatever channel the TV was tuned to when I turned it on. The shot of the two guys looking at the shroud (shown in the article) was on. My jaw dropped as I wondered how anybody still thinks that thing is real.
You owe me a cup of coffee… 
Was it better than Dinoshark? Or even more realistic?
This is certainly a major breakthrough in shroudology.