The face on Mars.. IS it Keanu?

You might not think so now, but the site below offers a reasonably explanation that shows how wrong you might just be! What rational person can resist?

You be the judge…

http://www.empirenet.com/~rdaeley/skc/face.html

nope-NOT keanu. Although you must let no one know of this, the face is mine, built for me by the three-toed sloths that are native to the planet that i have secretly kept brainwashed for so long.(do you know how long it take three-toed sloths to do anything?)
;j

nope-NOT keanu. In fact, although you must tell no one, the face is mine. I had it built for me by the three-toed sloths that are native to the planet. I have kept them there for years, brainwashing them and telling them i am the leader. Now that the face issue is settled lets talk about exactly how long it takes for sloths to accomplish such a task.
;j

Wooooah. Duuuude!

That page is excellent.

the society for keanu consciousness!!!

hee hee heehahaha!!

It’s him all right! But not the new sensitive one, the old Bill&Ted one. Duude!

[Keanu]Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Whoooooooooooooa. [/Keanu]
It’s either him, or Dan Quayle. I’m sure of it.

mmm…Keanu…