The fake handicapped suck.
I was on a little trip to my local home center today and spotted a large amount of cars parked in handicapped spots. At first glance I thought it was a lot of handicapped people to be out getting home improvement items. A closer inspection revealed the NONE of these cars had handicapped plates or any other type of visible tag that I could see.
I started thinking about last years trip to Disney World.
I saw hordes of people who were “handicapped” as evidenced by the fact that they had to use those lark things to get around. After a few days of numerous near collisions I started thinking that these were some rude and dangerous lark drivers. After some time it dawned on me that they (most) of them did not seem like they were physically disabled in any obvious way but many of them had one thing in common they were fat. I became VERY aware of the lark people and after watching about 50 of them I started to get pissed. I don’t want to upset the real handicapped but I suspect if you are handicapped you don’t like this either.
These lark people were zipping all over the parks, flying right up to front of the lines with their entire party and I watched one after another after another heft their fat bodies out of the lark walk right over to the ride with ease because not only did they skip the line they skipped the 800 miles of walking the rest of us had to make.
I remember thinking it was a sad that so many people were too fat to walk and were living the lark life UNTIL! I noticed that these fat bodies did not own the larks. They had stickers on them from whatever park it was.
Let’s say I were handicapped or compromised in some way that made me require the use of a lark. I paid $,$$$ for my lark and hooked it up to my car to travel to Disney World.
If when I got there I saw loads of people snapping up free loaner larks, driving like maniacs and giving the real lark drivers a bad name I would kick their asses one at a time.
Let me ask you this is it wrong to wish the fake handicapped get hit by a bus and become real handicapped?
Another thing you people with a broken toe are very borderline. I saw you out there as well. I bet the second you felt that toe snap you called your travel agent. If you view a broken toe as winning the Disney World lotto I think you are not a lot better than the fake handicapped, you are just the temporary opportunist handicapped.
Thank God I’m not handicapped but if I ever am you fools better watch out I’m going to build a wicked lark of whip ass that you don’t want to see coming.