I don’t know if this should be in GQ or here. If this is the wrong place feel free to move it mods.
Most of you are probably aware that Israel and the PLO and trying to hack out some sort of agreement up at Camp David for the past week. Through the news blackout we learn that things aren’t progressing too well. While there are many issues facing the two sides the fate of Jerusalem seems to be a perpetual sticking point for the two. Big surprise…the city is hugely important to both religions and neither can bear the thought of the other having control.
Try not to flame me if this seems an overly simplistic solution (ok…flame if you must). NUKE THE CITY! (Just kidding even if that would work.)
Seriously…why not turn it into a Principality (is that the correct term?) Basically, something along the same lines as the Vatican. A city that answers to no country or law but its own. Setup a coalition leadership of, say, four leaders. Two muslim and two jewish and draft a mini-constitution that essentially states that the leaders one PRIMARY goal is maintaining access equally for all who wish to visit the city without regard to religion or national origin. Retain the Swiss Guards (also used in the Vatican) or some other disinterested third party to maintain the peace and knock heads when required.
It might be hairy at first but if the initial leaders of the place established a no bullsh*t attitude making it clear to ALL that they are welcome but shenanigans won’t be tolerated the city might become a decent and safe place.
Why coudn’t this work? Why wouldn’t the other interested parties agree to such an arrangement?