The Feud: Creative Insults (a la Don Rickles) by notfrommensa [Game Over]

The Game Room
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  1. Asshole
  2. Bitch
  3. Dumbass
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatso
  6. Toothpick
  7. Midget
  8. Klutz
  9. Chrome Dome
  10. Hick
22
  1. Asshole
  2. Bitch
  3. Dumbass
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatso
  6. beanpole
  7. shrimp
  8. klutz
  9. baldy
  10. hick
23
  1. Balding loser
  2. Skanky whore
  3. Stoopid, two "o"s
  4. Brainiac
  5. Got own Zipcode
  6. Beanpole
  7. Shrimp
  8. Captain Klutz
  9. Old Baldy
  10. Corn-fed moron
24
  1. Has small penis
  2. A lousy lay
  3. Dumbass
  4. Know-it-all
  5. Fatass
  6. Anorexic
  7. Stumpy
  8. Clumsy
  9. Chrome dome
  10. Redneck hillbilly
    Hope approximate wording is good enough for matches (e.g. “Has tiny dick” would be grouped with my first reply)
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  1. Asshole
  2. Jabba the Slut
  3. Retard
  4. Geek
  5. Fat Ass
  6. Toothpick
  7. Shorty
  8. Clutz
  9. Baldy
  10. Redneck
26
  1. pindick
  2. bitch
  3. dummy
  4. nerd
  5. fatty
  6. Kate Moss
  7. shrimp
  8. klutz
  9. baldy
  10. redneck
27
  1. tramp
  2. asshole
  3. nitwit
  4. einstein
  5. fatso
  6. beanpole
  7. shorty
  8. klutz
  9. baldy
  10. hick
28
  1. Jealous prick
  2. Histrionic bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatass
  6. Beanpole
  7. Pygmy
  8. Clumsy-ass dork
  9. Cueball
  10. Redneck

Note: I think no.6 works better, or is a somewhat stronger insult, in other languages like for example Luxembourgish (“Bounestaang”) or German (“Bohnenstange”). As for no.9, I remember that one from a funny Craigslist posting from a while ago.

29
  1. Waste of time
  2. Dragon
  3. Dumb as a box of hammers
  4. Einstein
  5. Cuddles
  6. Anny
  7. Stumpy
  8. Unco
  9. Chrome dome
  10. Wog
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bump

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volley

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Dodge, parry, spin, thrust!

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Actually, it’s a buck-and-a-quarter staff…

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Actually, it’s “Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!”

…or someone missed a perfect set to spike the ball again!

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  1. Your Ex-Husband (boyfriend)
    1. Asshole 10

  2. Bastard 2

  3. Has small penis/pindick 2

  4. Loser/Balding loser 2

  5. cheating drunk 1

  6. Dick 1

  7. dickless wonder 1

  8. jackass 1

  9. Jealous prick 1

  10. pass 1

  11. Quantum Cock 1

  12. Slug with legs 1

  13. Waste of time 1

  14. Your Ex-wife (girlfriend)
    2. Bitch/Histrionic bitch 12

  15. Slut/Cheating slut/Gold digging slut/Jabba the Slut 5

  16. Backstabbing Prevaricating Whorebitch/Skanky whore 2

  17. Harpy/Harpy from hell 2

  18. A lousy lay 1

  19. asshole 1

  20. Dragon 1

  21. Quantum Heart 1

  22. She Who Must Not Be Named 1

  23. tramp 1

  24. A stupid person
    3. moron 12

  25. Dumbass/Dummy/Dumb as a box of hammers 7

  26. Retard 2

  27. frickin’ ijit 1

  28. Gump Brain 1

  29. Nimrod 1

  30. nitwit 1

  31. Stoopid, two "o"s 1

  32. A smart person
    4. nerd 11

  33. Brainiac 5

  34. Einstein 5

  35. Geek 3

  36. Know-it-all 1

  37. Smarty Pants 1

  38. An obese person
    5. Fatass/fat bastard/fatso/fatty 18

  39. lard bucket/Lard-butt 2

  40. Blimp 1

  41. Cuddles 1

  42. Got own Zipcode 1

  43. Slim 1

  44. Tub of goo 1

  45. Walrus 1

  46. A skinny person
    6. Beanpole 7

  47. Toothpick 5

  48. Anny/Anorexic 2

  49. Boney 2

  50. stick 2

  51. Twiggy/Twigs 2

  52. Breadstick 1

  53. Eat a sandwich! 1

  54. Kate Moss 1

  55. Myself 1

  56. Skeleton 1

  57. string bean 1

  58. A short person
    7. Shrimp 8

  59. Shorty 5

  60. Midget 3

  61. Stumpy 2

  62. Gnome 1

  63. Half-pint 1

  64. munchkin 1

  65. Napoleon 1

  66. pocket pal 1

  67. Pygmy 1

  68. Randy Newman Fan 1

  69. Stretch 1

  70. An uncoordinated person
    8. klutz/royal klutz/Captain Klutz 17

  71. Clumsy/Clumsy-ass dork 2

  72. Spaz/Sir Spazalot 2

  73. Butterfingers 1

  74. Gimp 1

  75. Jelly Limbs 1

  76. Unco 1

  77. Your Grace 1

  78. A person without hair
    9. baldy/old baldy 13

  79. cue ball 7

  80. Chrome dome 6

  81. A person from the country
    10. hick 13

  82. Redneck 8

  83. Corn-fed moron 1

  84. Country Bumpkin 1

  85. Hillbilly 1

  86. huckleberry 1

  87. Wog 1

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drumroll… and the winnah is…

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And the winner is… Labtrash! Yay!! ::flings confetti:: Labtrash got 9/10 top answers. Good job! Perfect score was 465.37.

Sorry this one didn’t go over well, but thanks to those of you who did play! Thanks, notfrommensa!

I’ll get another one up right away.
1. Labtrash 450.00
2. swampbear 442.31
3. 42fish 434.62
4. Sigmagirl 407.69
5. Intergalactic Gladiator 403.85
6. Sparky812 396.15
7. astorian 380.77
8. Tom Scud 369.23
9. Larry Borgia 357.69
10. notfrommensa 353.85
11. gonzomax 342.31
11. AuntiePam 342.31
13. markdash 338.46
14. Barkis is Willin’ 334.62
14. tarragon918 334.62
14. MadTheSwine 334.62
17. Amber in Treasury 296.15
18. Asimovian 242.31
19. Elendil’s Heir 207.69
20. Omniscient 192.31
21. Sternvogel 180.77
22. anyrose 169.23
23. NDP 134.62
24. fuzzypickles 100.00
25. sisu 84.62
26. Alka Seltzer 26.92

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In my defense, I don’t insult people much, if ever…

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It’s pretty clear that Rickles doesn’t have to fear much competition from this board. :smiley:

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I knew I was better then you guys, ya hockey pucks !!!:smiley: