The Feud: Creative Insults (a la Don Rickles) by notfrommensa [Game Over]

Object of the game:
Give the most popular answer for each category.

Rules:

  1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.

  2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).

  3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

  4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.

  5. Maximum 50 entrants, and I’ll score it when I have time.

  6. There is no Rule 6.

  7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: See below
    Formatting rules:
    To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make your post look exactly like this:

  8. answer

  9. answer

  10. answer

  11. answer

No double spacing, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST!
If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.

Scoring:
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches) Anyone who responds to a question with two answers will only have the first one counted as their answer.

Good luck!

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.

Read the rules!
Special Rules for this particular Feud: Three words or fewer!

How do you insult, in three words or fewer:

  1. Your Ex-Husband (boyfriend)
  2. Your Ex-wife (girlfriend)
  3. A stupid person
  4. A smart person
  5. An obese person
  6. A skinny person
  7. A short person
  8. An uncoordinated person
  9. A person without hair
  10. A person from the country

When did Don Rickles ever use three words or less?

  1. dickless wonder
  2. gold digging slut
  3. moron
  4. nerd
  5. fatso
  6. string bean
  7. munchkin
  8. klutz
  9. baldy
  10. hick
  1. Bastard
  2. Bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Geek
  5. Fatso
  6. Boney
  7. Shorty
  8. Klutz
  9. Baldy
  10. Redneck
    I hope this works out! thanks Rebo
  1. The Asshole
  2. She Who Must Not Be Named
  3. frickin’ ijit
  4. Einstein
  5. lard bucket
  6. stick
  7. pocket pal
  8. royal klutz
  9. cue ball
  10. huckleberry
  1. Bastard
  2. Bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatso
  6. Beanpole
  7. Shrimp
  8. Klutz
  9. Baldy
  10. Hick

Note:
I was tempted to go with ‘hockey puck’ for all 10 in honor of Don Rickles.
And, yes, I realize none of my answers are ‘creative insults.’

  1. Slug with legs
  2. Harpy from hell
  3. Nimrod
  4. Brainiac
  5. Tub of goo
  6. Beanpole
  7. Half-pint
  8. Sir Spazalot
  9. Chrome dome
  10. Inbred hick
    /I expect a lot different answers and low scores on this one.

How do you insult, in three words or fewer:

  1. Your Ex-Husband (boyfriend)

  2. Your Ex-wife (girlfriend)

  3. A stupid person

  4. A smart person

  5. An obese person

  6. A skinny person

  7. A short person

  8. An uncoordinated person

  9. A person without hair

  10. A person from the country

  11. Loser

  12. Slut

  13. Dummy

  14. Brainiac

  15. Fatty

  16. the Stick

  17. Shorty

  18. Klutz

  19. Baldy

  20. Hick

LOL - I can’t stand Don Rickles’ brand of humor, but it was fun to try to think of what he’d say! I’ve definitely heard him use some of the ones I named too. Thanks for the feud! :slight_smile:

  1. Dick
  2. Bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Lard-butt
  6. Eat a sandwich!
  7. Napoleon
  8. Butterfingers
  9. Baldy
  10. Hick
  1. Asshole
  2. Bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatso
  6. Toothpick
  7. Shrimp
  8. Spaz
  9. Cue ball
  10. Hick
  1. pass
  2. Backstabbing Prevaricating Whorebitch
  3. Moron
  4. Einstein
  5. Blimp
  6. Myself
  7. Randy Newman Fan
  8. Gimp
  9. Cue Ball
  10. Country Bumpkin
  1. Asshole
  2. Harpy
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Fat ass
  6. Skeleton
  7. Midget
  8. Klutz
  9. Chrome Dome
  10. Redneck
  1. Asshole
  2. Bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatso
  6. Toothpick
  7. Shrimp
  8. Klutz
  9. Baldy
  10. Redneck

I love this feud! Sump’n to offend everyone! How inclusive of you notfrommensa! :smiley:

  1. Quantum Cock
  2. Quantum Heart
  3. Gump Brain
  4. Smarty Pants
  5. Walrus
  6. Breadstick
  7. Gnome
  8. Jelly Limbs
  9. Cue Ball
  10. Hill Billy
  1. cheating drunk
  2. cheating slut
  3. moron
  4. braniac
  5. fatty
  6. boney
  7. shrimp
  8. Klutz
  9. baldy
  10. hick
  1. Asshole
  2. Bitch
  3. Moron
  4. Nerd
  5. Fatso
  6. Toothpick
  7. Shorty
  8. Klutz
  9. Cueball
  10. Redneck

I will not be participating in this one. not my cup of tea.

perhaps I’ll use my time to come up w/ a feud; hey, there’s an idea.

  1. Asshole
  2. Bitch
  3. Retard
  4. Geek
  5. Fatty
  6. Twigs
  7. Midget
  8. Clutz
  9. Chrome Dome
  10. Hick

Yeah, I’m not sure I “get” this one as I am not intimately familiar with Don Rickles’s material.

  1. jackass
  2. bitch *
  3. moron
  4. braniac
  5. fat bastard
  6. bean pole
  7. shrimp
  8. klutz
  9. baldy
  10. hick
  • For the longest time, I called my ex girlfriend “bitch who rined my life,” but I’m feeling much better now.
  1. Asshole
  2. Slut
  3. Dumbass
  4. Einstein
  5. Slim
  6. Twiggy
  7. Stretch
  8. Your Grace
  9. Cueball
  10. Hick