The Feud: Rated X-mas by Labtrash

The Game Room
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  1. Dasher
  2. Lingerie
  3. handcuffs
  4. Jewelry
  5. Three French hens*
  6. After-shave/cologne
  7. The First Noel
  8. A Christmas Carol
  9. The evil magician who’s trying to recover his hat
  10. 8

*3. Lotta birds and/domestics to choose from. Three French hens would probably be the right number to provide fresh eggs in my household.

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  1. Dasher

  2. Sexy lingerie

  3. Colorful condoms

  4. Diamond ring

  5. Nine ladies dancing

  6. Candy bars

  7. Silent Night

  8. A Christmas Story

  9. Karen

  10. 8

  11. Simply because he’s named first in the poem

  12. Going with the age I was when I found out

23
  1. Blitzen
  2. Lingerie
  3. Condoms
  4. Diamonds
  5. 8 Maids-a-milking
  6. Lottery ticket
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Professor Hinkle
  10. 7

/5. With eight maids-a-milking and (implicitly) eight cows, I can start a dairy.

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Actually from The Year Without a Santa Claus, another Rankin-Bass offering

25
  1. Donner
  2. Lingerie
  3. Porn
  4. Car
  5. Two turtle doves
  6. Soda
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Karen
  10. 6
26

  1. Dasher

  2. Negligee

  3. Porn

  4. Jewelry

  5. 3 French hens

  6. Beer

  7. Silent Night

  8. A Christmas Story

  9. Karen

  10. 10

  11. Because I figure they’re good eatin’. Would have opted for 9 ladies dancing, if I figured they would be available for other entertainment. :wink:

27
  1. Dasher
  2. Lingerie
  3. Porn video
  4. Fur coat
  5. Partridge in a pear tree
  6. Cologne
  7. Silent Night
  8. White Christmas
  9. Hocus Pocus the rabbit
  10. 8
28
  1. Comet
    ]2. Teddy
  2. Porn
  3. Car
  4. 9 ladies dancing
  5. Coffee Card
  6. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
  7. A Christmas Story
  8. Karen
  9. 8
29
  1. Blitzen
  2. Sexy lingerie
  3. Sexy lingerie
  4. Jewelry
  5. 9 ladies dancing
  6. Candy Bar
  7. Jingle Bell Rock
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Rudolph
  10. 8
30

  1. Dasher

  2. negligee

  3. sex toy

  4. car

  5. eight maids a-milking

  6. crappy bottle of wine

  7. O Little Town of Bethlehem

  8. A Christmas Carol

  9. The scheming magician

  10. 8

  11. Yowza!

31
  1. Blitzen
  2. Vibrator
  3. Edible panties
  4. Diamond jewelry
  5. 8 maids a milking
  6. lottery tickets
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Policeman
  10. 8

(3. All of the “naughty” gifts for guys I could think of require the girl to wear them.)

32
  1. Dasher
  2. vibrator
  3. underwear
  4. diamonds
  5. a Partridge in a pear tree
    6.lotto ticket
  6. Silent Night
  7. Christmas Story
  8. Hinkle
  9. 10
33
  1. Prancer
  2. Vibrator
  3. Handcuffs
  4. Diamonds
  5. A partridge in a pear tree
  6. Artificial flowers
  7. Frosty the Snowman
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Karen
  10. 6
34
  1. Dasher
  2. Vibrator
  3. Porn
  4. Diamond ring
  5. Nine ladies dancing
  6. Lottery ticket
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Karen
  10. 7
35
  1. Comet
  2. Lingerie
  3. “Sexy” Boxers
  4. Necklace
  5. Nine Ladies Dancing
  6. Box of chocolates
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Professor Hinkle
  10. 10
36
  1. Donner
  2. Ladies undies
  3. Ladies undies
  4. Car
  5. Calling Birds
  6. Scratch off lottery ticket
  7. Silent Night
  8. White Christmas
  9. Karen
  10. 8

*5 Those are like cell phones, right?

37
  1. Olive
  2. Lingerie
  3. Adult film
  4. Jewelry
  5. 9 ladies dancing
  6. Lighter
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Professor Hinkle
  10. 12

Notes:

  1. The Other Reindeer
  2. Esp. if they’re lap dancing
38
  1. Comet
  2. Lingerie
  3. Porn
  4. Jewelry
  5. 3 French hens
  6. Gift card
  7. Silent Night
  8. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  9. Karen
  10. 6
39
  1. Dasher
  2. Lingerie
  3. Blowjob
  4. Diamonds
  5. Two Turtle Doves
  6. Cigarette lighter
  7. Silent Night
  8. A Christmas Story
  9. Hocus Pocus
  10. 7
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post-holiday bump

we’re at thirty-something now