The Fleshlight (adult theme)

[Cervaise]

Then move it back and forth rapidly.

[Nicolas_Bourbaki]

@Seeker of Truth & Beauty

The Real Touch (at realtouch DOT com, very NSFW) plugs into your computer through the USB port and attaches to your penis and controls the, uh, stimulation in sync with videos onscreen.

Yeah, and that site never says whether it can be used without those videos, which are apparently pay-per-view. Given that they claim
‘FREE shipping
FREE 30 minutes of viewing time
and FREE 3.5 oz lubricant’
is “a $50 value!”, I think it’d be more cost-efficient to just set fire to a roll of twenties. Would you whack it if it cost you a dollar a minute?

And remember, latex gloves and a tube sock will set you back like, ten bucks.

[DocCathode]

@Nicolas_Bourbaki

Yeah, and that site never says whether it can be used without those videos, which are apparently pay-per-view. Given that they claim
‘FREE shipping
FREE 30 minutes of viewing time
and FREE 3.5 oz lubricant’
is “a $50 value!”, I think it’d be more cost-efficient to just set fire to a roll of twenties. Would you whack it if it cost you a dollar a minute?

And remember, latex gloves and a tube sock will set you back like, ten bucks.

I think Savage Love addressed this. But, I can’t find it at the moment.

[DigitalC]

I’ve seen banner adds for them before, they always show a beautiful woman using it on her man which sorta seems to be missing its target audience completely.

[gaffa]

The sex toy I would most like to own is a Venus 2000. The same company makes the Sybian device for women. But, sadly, they are not headquartered in Racine.