And here I thought that joke threads were specifically frowned on in the pit…
Hey, fuck off ya’ killjoy!
I’d respond to your “killjoy” post, Michael Ellis, if it weren’t for the fact that I can’t see it. You’re on my … list.
Wait a minute, I’ve just noticed that no one at all has responded to any of my posts in this thread.
I’m gonna report all of you to the Nazis.
You stinking Vichy collaborator! En guarde, monsieur grande fromage!
I looked that up in my foreign phrase book, and it translates to “please fondle my buttocks”. You sicko.
Oh yeah? Well, my hovercraft is full of eels!
BASE 13!!!
Oh, and that’s supposed to be the ultimate answer to everything, is it?
I can see that I’m really no good at this, so at this point I’ll engage the new, improved, AutoHink to do the China Syndrome:
AAGH! FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE.
FUCK YOU. Seriously, I’ve just about had it with the traffic?
What gives you should fucking know better you go and play with the traffic?
I don’t see fit? Is worse, the fucking religious zealots up there at the revolution, you and your kind will be so brazen as to make up rules as you see fit? Are you in bed right now? Is your mommy going to yell at the pulpit every week pounding away with their “Sniffing otters is against everything Heavenly Father stands for”
FUCK YOU ALL CAPS, moron.
You’d look a lot less stupid if you see fit? Are so full of shit, I don’t see anywhere in the rules. Are you rode in and play with the wall.
4 minutes, you and your working out in your tiny mind how to do that, take the BOARD GOD with your fucking horseshit. Why don’t you go and shouldn’t you in the minds of the moderators intimately?
Or are you one of a muskrat or something once in and fuck that too.
FUCK YOU. Seriously, I’ve just about had it with their “Sniffing otters is against everything Heavenly Father stands for” , or something once in their lives a bunch of shit, moron.
I can’t post a thread like this. Or are you one of those Jr. Moderator Campers we keep hearing about?
You’re all a bunch of lazy, fat, yeah, man, I’m a big otter sniffer from way back just for the shock value.
Fuck you, and while your working out in your fucking horseshit.
AAGH! FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU! UN-FUCK YOU! UN-FUCK YOU! GOAT FUCK PISS SHIT NKEY BUTT RAPE BILGE PUMP COCK BUTT SOCK WRENCH OVEN MITT COLD TAMPON CHOCLATE BUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT BITCH FUCK FART FUCK BARBRA STRIESAND 6
Fuck you, and play with the traffic? ISN’T THAT ACTUALLY AGAINST THE RULES YOU FUCKING HIPOCRIT!
You are so full of shit, I cannot even start to explain. It’s people like you that make me sick to yell at you? Starting pointless threads for no good reason is a waste of everyone’s time and fuck you in bed right now?
Fuck you for stealing my obscenities.
(Sorry. That’s what AutoHink does. It’s a text processor. I fed it the text of the first few posts from this thread, and viola. And the post before that should have read “Oh, and that’s supposed to be the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything, is it?”)
Er, I mean, what’s it to you, dickwad?
I’m offended by all of you.
Well, apparently you also get offended by people humping bibles, but who am I to judge?
Well, okay. In a contest bible humpers offend me way more.
Hey! I got one of my threads referenced! I’m in! Woooooo
I don’t think it means what you think it means.
:rolleyes: to all of you who thought that this thread would get shut within 5 minutes - FIVE HOURS and counting!!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
YOU ARE ALL DOG-SNIFFING REPUBLICAN HERMAPHRODITES!!!
And your Mommas’ dress you funny. 
won’t somebody think of the CHILDREN!
Okay, I give…what does it mean?