And you might get a sharp short shock.
Isn’t that the proper order? I think you got a little teakettle over ass with that one 
I’ve always heard it “don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”.
Anyway, that’s the short and the long of it.
(shout out to my dad, RIP, for the ass over teakettle thing)
I think what happened was, you reversed the syntax along with the binomial, so it still made sense, in the ordinary sense.
Sense making stop!
(I know that last doesn’t really count as a binomial-- feel free not to include it in any future list)
I hope you’re one who can forget and forgive.
Eh, I’m not going to make a lot of fury and sound over it.
We can always resort to error and trial to determine the correct order of things.
I’ll need to consult my kin and kith before I can go along with that.
It’s all part of the normal pull and push of a thread like this.
We don’t judge harshly here. If it’s close enough, like hand grenades and horseshoes, it’s all good.
I don’t think you know your elbow from your ass
Or a hole in the ground from your ass!
When shove comes to push, you know I’m right.
Stop fighting now! Everyone get back to your side of the Dixon-Mason Line.
Hey, all’s fair in war and love.
I have a lot of tasks to complete today, but updating our list is foremost and first:
1001 Arabian nights
9-to-5
A to Z
Abbott and Costello
Above and beyond
Adam and Eve
Agave and rye
Aiding and abetting
Alas and alack
Ali Baba and the 40 thieves
Alive and well
All or nothing
All’s fair in love and war
A-OK
A-one and a-two
Apples and oranges
Arm and a leg
Arsenic and old lace
Arts and crafts
Ass over teakettle
Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe
Baba O’Riley
Back and forth
Bacon and eggs
Bait and switch
Ball and chain
Barefoot and pregnant
Barnes and Noble
Beck and call
Been there, done that
Beggars can’t be choosers
Bell, book, and candle
Ben and Jerry’s
Birds and the bees
Bits and pieces
Black and blue
Black and white
Blessing and a curse
Blood, sweat, and tears
Body and blood
Body and soul
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bow and arrow
Boyce and hart
Bread and butter
Bread and circuses
Brick and mortar
Bright and early
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
Burns and Allen
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Butter and cheese
By and large
Cagney and Lacey
Calm, cool, and collected
Car and driver
Cease and desist
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams
Chapter and verse
Cheech and Chong
Church and state
Chutes and ladders
Clear and present danger
Cock and balls
Cock and bull
Coin a phrase
Col Joye and the joy boys
Come and go
Comm ci, comme çae
Cookies and cream
Cops and robbers
Copy and paste
Country and western
Courage of my convictions
Cowboys and Indians
Crank and Boom
Crime and punishment
Crimson and clover
Crochets and whims
Cut and dried
Cut and run
David and Goliath
Day and age
Days of wine and roses
Dazed and confused
Death and taxes
Died and went to heaven
Dine and dash
Do or die
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
Dos and don’ts
Drawn and quartered
Dribs and drabs
Drunk and disorderly
Dungeons and dragons
E=MC2
Each and every
Easy peasy
Eat, drink, and be merry
Ebb and flow
Every now and then
Facts and figures
Far and away
Far and wide
Fast and furious
Fast and loose
Fat, drunk, and stupid
Fate worse than death
Feast or famine
Fibber McGee and Molly
Fight or flight
Fine and dandy
Fire and brimstone
Fish and chips
Flesh and blood
Flora and fauna
Flowers and the trees
For all intents and purposes
For better or worse
For love nor money
Forever and a day
Forgive and forget
Fruits and vegetables
Fun with Dick and Jane
Garden of good and evil
Garfunkel and Oates
Gentleman and a scholar
Get up and go
Gin and tonic
Give and take
Gladys Knight and the pips
Go home or go big
God willing and the creek don’t rise
Good and Plenty
Grace and favour
Green eggs and ham
Grin and bear it
Gyre and gimble
Hall and Oates
Ham and cheese
Ham and eggs
Hammer and tongs
Hand over fist
Hanged, drawn, and quartered
Hansel and Gretel
Happy go lucky
Harold and the purple crayon
Haute cuisine
Head and shoulders
Head over heels
Heart and soul
Hearts and minds
Heaven and hell
Hell or high water
Helter skelter
Hem and haw
Here, there, and everywhere
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Higgledy-Piggledy
High and dry
High and mighty
High crimes and misdemeanors
Highs and lows
Highways and byways
Hip hop
Hit and miss
Hither and yon
Hookers and blow
Horse and buggy
Horseshoes and hand grenades
Hot and bothered
Hot and cold
Hue and cry
Hunky dory
Hunt and peck
Hustle and bustle
I calls ‘em as I sees ‘em
I fought the law and the law won
In sickness and in health
In-N-Out
Ins and outs
Into the wild blue yonder
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Jam and Jerusalem
John, Paul, George, and Ringo
Judge, jury, and executioner
Kicking and screaming
Kill or be killed
Kit and Kaboodle
Kith and kin
Ladies and altos
Land of hope and glory
Large and in charge
Larry, Moe and Curly
Laurel and Hardy
Laverne and Shirley
Law and order
Law and the Prophets
Leaps and bounds
Lewis and Clark
Life and death
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
Little and less
Live and learn
Live and let die
Lo and behold
Lock, stock, and barrel
Locked and loaded
Loggins and Messina
Long and the short of it
Love it or leave it
Mac and cheese
Macht nichts
Mani-pedi
Marx brothers
Mason-Dixon line
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Mean Mr. Mustard
Milk and honey
Mind my Ps and Qs
Mind over matter
Minneapolis St. Paul
Miscreants and ne’er-do-wells
Mix and match
Mom and apple pie
Money on my mind
More or less
Mountain out of a molehill
Name and number
Naughts and crosses
Near and dear
Neat and tidy
Neither here nor there
Neither this nor that
Netflix and chill
New and improved
Niña, Pinta, and Santa María
No shoes, no shirt, no service
Nook and cranny
Now or never
Null and void
Nuts and bolts
Odds and ends
Of mice and men
Off and running
Officer and a gentleman
Old and grey
Olsen and Johnson
Once and a thousand times
One and one makes two
One and only one
One or the other
One thing or another
One way or another
Onward and upward
Ooh and aah
Open and shut
Out and about
Over and done
Over hill and dale
Park and ride
Part and parcel
Paul Revere and the raiders
Peace and quiet
Peanut butter and jelly
Pen and paper
Penn and Teller
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Pick and choose
Pick and shovel
Pins and needles
Piss and moan
Piss and vinegar
Plain and simple
Plug and chug
Plug and play
Politics and elections
Post and rail
Potato Potahto
Practice makes perfect
Praise and worship
Pride and joy
Pride and prejudice
Prim and proper
Proctor and Gamble
Pros and cons
Push and pull
Rack and pinion
Rags to riches
Raining cats and dogs
Rank and file
Ranting and raving
Ready, aim, fire
Red, white, and blue
Red, white, and boom
Rest and relaxation
Rhyme or reason
Rhythm and blues
Rinse, lather, repeat
Rise and fall
Rise and shine
Rob Peter to pay Paul
Rock and a hard place
Rock and roll
Rock, paper, scissors
Rocket’s red glare
Rodgers and Hammerstein
Rodgers and Hart
Rolling on the floor and laughing
Rough and ready
Rough and tumble
Rowan and Martin
Rules and regulations
Safe and sound
Salt and pepper
Sao Tome and Principe
Sausage, egg, and cheese
Screwed and tattooed
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Shave and a haircut
Shit from Shinola
Shit or get off the pot
Shit, shower, and shave
Shits and giggles
Shock and awe
Short and sharp
Short and sweet
Short sharp shock
Shot and a beer
Sick and tired
Simon and Garfunkel
Simon and Schuster
Six of one, half dozen of the other
Skin and bones
Skull and cross-bones
Slowly but surely
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
Smoke and mirrors
Snap, crackle, and pop
So long and thanks for all the fish
Soap and water
Sodom and Gomorrah
Sooner or later
Sound and fury
Sour cream and onion
Spay and neuter
Spic and span
Spirit and image
Spring and neap tides
Stars and stripes
Starsky and Hutch
Steak and ale
Steak and eggs
Stocks and bonds
Straight and narrow
Stuff and nonsense
Sturm and drang
Sun in the morning and the moon at night
Sunshine and lollipops
Support of my family
Sweet and sour
Swings and roundabouts
Swords and sandals
Take from the rich, give to the poor
Take it or leave it
Take the money and run
Tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Tar and feather
Tequila and bourbon
Terms and conditions
Tex-Mex
Thanks and regards
The good, the bad, and the ugly
The long and winding road
The more the merrier
The quick and the dead
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
Thelma and Louise
This and that
Thoughts and prayers
Thunder and lightning
Tic tac
Time and again
Tit for tat
To and fro
To be or not to be
Tom, Dick, or Harry
Tongue in cheek
Tooth and nail
Topsy turvy
Town and country
Trial and error
Trick or treat
Tried and convicted
Tried and true
Trinidad and Tobago
Truth or consequences
Tune in, turn on, drop out
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Up and at ‘em
Up and running
Up, up and away!
Ups and downs
Van and Schenck
Vim and vigor
Vitamins and minerals
War and peace
Warm and fuzzy
Wasted days and wasted nights
Wax and wane
Weak and weary
Wear and tear
When all is said and done
When push comes to shove
When the going gets tough, the tough get going
Wild and woolly
Will and Grace
Wine and dine
Wine, women, and song
Wrack and ruin
X and Y chromosomes
X’s and O’s
Yin and yang
Yin and yang
You and the horse you rode in on
Your ass from a hole in the ground
Your ass from your elbow
Your mama don’t dance and your daddy don’t rock and roll
Well, shit holy! You should stand proud and tall after doing all that work!
Weep and read 'em.
Um, you missed one.
No I didn’t. That’s my placeholder, so I don’t have to play seek and hide to find out where I left off when it’s time to update next.
That will assist in making the task no bother and fuss.