The ants are marching one by one hurrah, hurrah
A month ago I thought they were done hurrah, hurrah
I baited and trapped and cleaned and sprayed
Used every product manufactured by Raid
And thought I’d killed them all, them all, them all
Bum-dum-dum
The ants are marching two by two hurrah, hurrah
I figured they were totally screwed hurrah, hurrah
I may have killed a million or more
But look who’s walking across my floor
And I thought I’d killed them all, them all, them all
Bum-dum-dum
The ants are marching three by three hurrah, hurrah
We were trying to sell our house you see hurrah, hurrah
But an invasion of Formicidae
Could cause buyers to scream and flee
And I thought I’d killed them all, them all, them all
Bum-dum-dum
The ants are marching four by four hurrah, hurrah
Hexapedal creatures I firmly abhor hurrah, hurrah
Just like last time, they’re swarming my desk
An experience truly Kafkaesque
And I thought I’d killed them all, them all, them all
Bum-dum-dum
The ants are marching five by five hurrah, hurrah
I thought that I’d left none alive hurrah, hurrah
But thirty days later they’re back inside
By dozens it seems, my traps they’d defied
And I thought I’d killed them all, them all, them all
Bum-dum-dum
The ants are marching six by six hurrah, hurrah
But I’m going to wipe out the little pricks hurrah, hurrah
I’ll get even more products for killing bugs
If that doesn’t work I’ll just take more drugs
'Cause I thought
I’d
killed
them
aallllllllllll