Or at least to me. 
I was searching yesterday for an app to keep up with my pets’ health. I typed those terms into the search engine and along with things like PetMD, I stumbled upon an app for dog translating. Yep, you’re with me so far.
Now, even though there’s the whole obvious and logical angle going on, it says right in the description FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! So, you’d think besides a couple of really gullible, dimwitted types, most people would understand it’s a joke. Right?
Gotcha! Because oh, contraire! Out of 168 reviews, this poor app has only earned 2 1/2 stars due to so many mental midgets not getting it’s just supposed to be only funny. I mean, I definitely expect some free app to break scientific ground and tell me what my fuzzy-butted friend is thinking when he’s staring at the wall. Wait for it…
Where’s my bone? Time for some snacking!
Yep, that’s it. The only kind of bone that dog has ever known is made by Kong. By Jove, I think it works!!
< rolls eyes >
Anyway, here’s a few choice short reviews to whet your appetite:
“…I tried it on my dog and it said she thought I was the worst owner ever and I feed, play and walk her. :(”
– Klemconolive
“This was so helpless i tried on me and it just made something up!”
– Puppy57
“I was in a silent room and I wanted to see if it would react to nothing and it did!!! So dumb”
– Ericakcampbell
So, if you’d like as good a laugh as I’ve been having, I invite you all to go check them out in more length. They are pure comedy gold and I do not use that phrase lightly.
For sure, there is no longer hope for future generations now. Just reboot the planet and let the rest of us off. Or die of hysteria. Bwahahahaha!
Enjoy.
