The funniest junk e-mail I've ever received(at least in my friend's opinion)

[VitrolicBump]

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As you can tell, I have copied the email. What the heck is this? Has anyone else gotten anything this stupid?

[I disabled the links --Chronos]

[Edited by Chronos on 05-24-2001 at 09:08 PM]