The future of the Republican party looks...

Maybe the closeted ones are invited, too. Of course, then they’d have to rent a whole city.

Actually, gay conservatives in public service could fill Madison Square Garden. Just not OPENLY gay ones.

I thought the *future *of the Republican Party looked like this.

How very…gay.

I was going for the preppy douchebag look. Sorry I don’t have pictures from my last trip to Cape Cod…

I’m not very familiar with her work, so I can’t tell whether she’s making fun of the extreme right or actually part of it.

Carol Stream the Tarantula, maybe.

Just so you know, Molotov Mitchell is only a shade less of a disgusting anti-gay bigot than Fred Phelps. And a birther. So, probably not a great fit for any conference not composed of WND readers.

Most importantly, his real name isn’t even Molotov. So he’s no longer even remotely interesting, just a poseur. Bah.