You haven’t seen a scary clown until you’ve experienced the sheer disturbing terror of “Coco the (midget) Clown” at Coney Island.
That shit fucked me up good.
malaka, I’ve seen that. A friend of mine played the clown covered in money. I still can’t find it, though – I’m convinced after searching “Neo-Futurists” and some other terms, it’s been taken down. Quite creepy, that was.
What’s everybody so scared of? Don’t you like clowns? Don’t you want a baloon?
They float. We all float down here. You’ll float too.
Want to see scary clowns Check out Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
OK, so they’re not so much scary as sad in a pitiful sort of way, but they try really hard to be scary.
Obligatory Weebl and Bob reference.
Clowns freak me out, so what do I do? I click on the thread anyways. And because I thoroughly enjoy rocking back-and-forth in the fetal position pointing a gun at all of the clowns that I KNOW are hiding in the shadows at 3:00 in the morning, I decided to click on all of the links. Hell, I guess I really don’t ever need to sleep again… <sigh>
Here’s my obligatory disturbing clown movie link (Vulgar).
Great, now I get to sit here alone at work in a windowless bat-infested building during the thunderstorm from hell (true and NOT exagerated) with the tagline “Everybody loves a clown… some more than others.” and mental pictures of the guy from Clerks dressed as an S&M clown taking it from some rednecks stuck in my head.
For all my fellow clown-haters, here’s a link to the Neopets game Carnival of Terror, in which you shoot evil, robotic, deadly pie-slinging, paratrooper clowns. I don’t think you have to be a member to play, so go blast clowns to your hearts’ content. Just don’t run out of ammo…
Clowns terrify my sister.
So naturally, I just HAD to e-mail her that link!
Saints preserve us! Y’all know about ihateclowns.com, right?
I don’t have a *link, but the clown on one of the labels at the Beach Chalet Brewing outside of Golden Gate Park in San Francisco was pretty damn scary. I collect t-shirts, and especially love brewpub art, but that one was just a little too much.
*The Beach Chalet had all their labels on their website at one time, but now they show only a couple.
Inside the Antioch Mall in Kansas City there’s this little area where kiddie rides are. For the longest time this creepy Bonzo the clown ride was there. It would stare at people as they walked past and I would often comment on how evil it was. Well, one day we went and it was gone! Replaced by a Popeye ride. I think Bonzo finally killed a child and the mall convered it up by putting up another ride.
I met “Bozo” the clown. Oops.
ARGH! I meant Bozo the clown. I think it’s possessing me. Told you it was evil.
Emmett Kelly wasn’t that scary, I mean, all he did was eat.
[sub]MST3k reference.[/sub]
Hey, all you clown fraidie cats can send any you don’t like to me! I’ll take those evil things off your hands. Free shipping too, if’n it’s unique enough for ye ole collection.