Always one to think ahead, “Dubya” Bush already hired an architect to design the new library.
http://www.1728.com/bratpack/dubya.htm
Fetus
It’s funny you should have mentioned the book “1984”.
Quite recently, “Dubya” Bush finished reading it and said “WOW - all that stuff happened twenty years ago ? I guess I didn’t watch the news that day !!!”
The complete Presidential cereal box library.
Instead of a library, I heard he is getting a bookmobile.
Is there a Warmongering for Dummies?
A copy of The Constitution of the new free Iraq.
A conviction of Jacques Chirac for fraud in the UN oil for food scam.
A video of Dan Rather and Mike Moore.
A piece of ice and a pressure vessel of He3 from the US Lunar Colony.
A ticket for the 1st commercial mach-10 airlines.
A ticket for the 1st private commercial space flight.
I would like to say the Mars Pathfinder rover, but I don’t see him as a Mars Pres, just too far off, but I can see the moon.
DMark*
Instead of a library, I heard he is getting a bookmobile.*
Actually, it might not even that big.
Maybe it will be the George “Dubya” Bush Presidential Bookcase.
Rather, the George W. Bush Book of the Month club.
Not to rain on anyone’s parade here, but … the Presidential Libraries are not libraries in the conventional sense of the word. It’s where a lot of the papers, artifacts, etc. of the president are stored and made available. Check out the link to the Presidential Libraries here.
That being cleared up … it’s certain to contain a copy of the book Dubya was reading to that class in Florida on 9/11/2001 … ducks and runs
If the rumors and allegations of intense secrecy within the administration are true, I wonder what will be stored there. Copies of bills which were passed, public records–that sort of thing, but anything of value to futurre historians?
So what you’re saying is that the Dubya library will be full of shredded paper?
Just a nitpick: George Eliot was a woman.
MLS
Yes, I know George Eliot was a woman. You see, that is why I made my comment as if it were something “Dubya” would think. It may not appear so in your quote, but my comment had the word “he” in italics. Also, the big grin smilie at the end of that sentence was intended to further emphasize the faux pas. Sorry MLS, you were wooshed but it was not my intent.
Is there some reason you didn’t put this in the Pit where I could respond appropriately to thinly-veiled Bush-bashing? Grow a set, would you?
Because there’s something missing from Pit threads in this one: wit.
I vote Government for Dummies, and possibly Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus…
Cite?
danceswithcats
I did not put this in “The Pit” because I didn’t think it belonged there. Even you said it is “thinly-veiled Bush-bashing”. So, at its nastiest, this thread still earns a PG rating.
Can’t you state what you want to in MPSIMS?
Oh and another great “Dubya” book would be:
“Choosing Rich, Influential Parents: My Secret To Success”
Coloring books.
But not inside the lines.
Both were lost in a fire. Dubya is heartbroken because he hadn’t finished coloring in the second one.
For those that didn’t want to wade through the Cliff’s Notes™ there’s the:
"Cliff’s Notes Summaries to ALL the Cliff’s Notes™"
Actually, the acoustics in the G.W. Bush Presidential Library might be pretty good… Maybe we can have choir practice there?