The George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

…or, as the media is more perceptively calling it, the “Star Wars Museum” is supposed to house Lucas’ $1Billion collection of Star Wars art, photos, props, and memorabilia (although whether that’s the cost of the museum or of its valuation isn’t clear to me). LA won out over San Francisco, and it’s supposed to open in 2020.
Here’s a picture:

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My thoughts:

  1. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  2. It’s awfully reminiscent of the Kodak Pavilion at the 1964-65 World’s Fair. All it needs is that Photocube on top:
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It’s nominally better than the Chicago concept which looked like a futuristic nuclear power plant.

Alas, it turned out that there’s actual rules about building along the lake shore and so Lucas took his ball and headed west and now the Californians get the eyesore instead.

Completely pulling the rug from under my plans for the climactic scene in my Adventures in Babysitting reboot.

Love me some sour grapes in the morning.

I don’t think you understand the “sour grapes” concept: It’s about something you can’t have, not something you actively rejected and filed a lawsuit over :stuck_out_tongue:

“Sour grapes”, used appropriately in this context, would be Lucas saying “I never wanted to build in Chicago anyway! I actually WANTED it in LA! So there!”

The museum really needs to be in a building like this.

He can always add Lake Michigan in later digitally.

Gotcha :slight_smile:

Its going to be built next to the historic LA Colosseum and Exposition Park, home of other museums. LA would seem to be a perfect place for this and Lucas is paying for it.

Also right across the street from U.S.C. which is where he started his career with THX 1138. Seems like a pretty good choice for the museum.

Of course it did. San Francisco is Star Fleet territory.

When will the Hot Tub Time Machine museum open?

No, it needs to look like the data storage building on Scarif. Impossibly tall, impossibly impractical, with cantilevered catwalks hanging off into space with no handrails.

With a lava flow running through the middle, if possible. And it should be built in Tunisia.

Also, George Lucas hates fog. It’s misty and it gets everywhere.