The Girl Who Went Out on a Limb
The Girl Who Stopped Living And Became A Mixed-Up Zombie.
The Girl Who Became A Woman
That’s impossible…Those girls don’t exist.
The Girl Who Had a Vegetarian Friend and Kept Making Douchebaggy Jokes About People Eating Tasty Animals
The Girl Who Listened to Radiohead Because SHE WAS NOT A ROBOT!
The Girl Who Took Candy From Strangers
The Girl Who Walked Under a Ladder
The Girl Who Came Between a Bear and its Cubs
The Girl Who Leapt Before She Looked
The Girl Who Counted Her Chickens
The Girl Who Opened the Box
The Girl Who Threw Stones While Living in a Glass Domicile
The Girl Who Juggled Chainsaws
The Girl Who Grabbed a Tiger by the Balls
The Girl Who Argued With an Idiot
The Girl Who Entered an Ass Kicking Contest with a One-Legged Man
The Girl Who Went Swimming Less Than an Hour After Eating
The Girl Who Wore Pantyhose with Sandals
The Girl Who Put Ketchup on Hot Dogs
The Girl Who Wore a Yankees Jersey to an Indians Game (advertised in the obituary section)
The Girl Who Could Never Decide What to Order in Restaurants But Would Just Say “What Are You Having?”*
The Girl Who Always Drove in the Left Lane Even When She Wasn’t Passing*
The Girl Who Drank Beer Before Liquor
The Girl Who Wore White After Labor Day
The Girl Who Compared Apples to Oranges
The Girl Who Knew Jack
The Girl Who Can Turn the World on With Her Smile and Who Can Take a Nothing Day and Suddenly Make It All Seem Worthwhile
The Girl Who Messed Around With Jim Ba-Doo-Da-Doo-Doo Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee Deet
The Girl Who Totally Flashed her Boobs at That Guy, Oh Shit Did He Take a Pic?
“The Girl Who Used Her Cellphone During Take-offs and Landings”
The Girl Who Looked a Gift Horse in the Mouth
*The Girl Who Removed Furniture Tags
The Girl Who Didn’t Shake Well Before Using
The Girl Who Didn’t Dry-Clean Only
The Girl Who Didn’t Believe That Objects Were Closer Than They Appeared
The Girl Who Played With Matches*
The Girl Who was That Girl
The Girl Who Brought a Knife to a Gun Fight
The Girl Who Just Wouldn’t… Shut… Up
The Girl Who Went Too Far at the CFNM Party