The ghost of Stieg Larsson writes: "The Girl Who..."

I just saw the third Millenium series book by Larsson. The English follow-up title to The Girl Who Played with Fire is… ::drumroll::… The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest.

Really.

I propose that we get a ouija board and have Larsson continue the series. And for the next title I propose:

The Girl Who Runs with Scissors.

What new titles should the series have?

*The Girl Who Made a Face and it Stuck That Way

The Girl Who Stepped On A Crack and Broke Her Mother’s Back

The Girl Whose Dog Ate Her Homework*

“The Girl Who Became A Vegetarian, But Didn’t Become Preachy And Holier-Than-Thou About It”

The Girl Who Woke Up In A Tub Full of Ice

“The Girl Who…Oh, Nevermind”

In closer keeping with the theme,
The Girl Who Woke Sleeping Dogs

The Girl Who Stirred the Pot

The Girl Who Skated on Thin Ice

The Girl Who Flouted Societal Norms.

The Girl Who Did Something She Had Been Advised Not To Do.

The girl who was named after a boy named Sue.

The girl with the hornet stings?

but actually the name of the first book was “Men who hate woman”, but the publishers thought that title would make it un-marketable
the US publischers

And the second was something like “The girl who dreamt of matches and a gasoline can”

The Girl Who Put Out on the First Date.

The Girl Who: Adventures of a Teenage Time Lord.

The Girl Who Two : Electric Boogaloo

Oh, those are quite good. They really keep in with theme the English publishers gave the titles.

Hmm… The Girl Who Disturbed Sht* doesn’t quite ring.

*The Girl Who Got All Up In Your Grill

The Girl Who Was All, Like, WhatEVer*

The Girl Who Done A Whoopsie on the Carpet

The Girl who Opened a Can of Worms

*The Girl Who Opened a Can of Worms II: Back in the Can. *